BREAKING: House votes 285-144 to reopen government; President expected to sign bill "immediately"
someone should teach me how to skateboard so my legs can get thinner
i refuse to wear half the clothes i already own to the city this weekend
i want to pop lock and drop out of college asap
you're forever 21 and i'm more helmut Lang :-/ get it bitch?
is there a cheat code to make my online character in GTA V less hideous?
i'm looking at you.
NYC ON SATURDAY
NYC ON SATURDAAAAY
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so are we all just gonna ignore the fact that it's not summer any more..?
Kim will you stop taking pictures of yourself your sister is going to jail
Adele's new music "sounds even better than before." Can. Not. WAIT. eonli.ne/17CZJHK
spoken like a true black man @EnigmaPoopstar
if it's got bass and at least one rap lyric you can twerk to it
my uk friends are more exciting than most of my american ones
LMAAAAAAO KELLIE AND EMMA THO
kellie is so dumb rn omfg i'm crying
did someone try to facetime me just now?