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"I like the big ones because they're easier to catch" - @mkbulger
hung out in a cave today
I LIKE THE WAY U DO THAT RIGHT THUR
more intrepid than u
home sweet Yeronisos
always v happy to see my sweet chariot arrive after seven hours of digging holes
hanging with the locals
token tisch kid on the archaeological dig
life goals: own a moat
cyprus is ugly
can you dig it
you can be the king but watch the CDQueen conquer
and then a wild donkey appeared
so far all we've done is drink an exceptional amount of boxed wine and spoken of dead things
good morning, vienna ✈️
bye, america. see ya in 6 weeks
may have told my interviewer that my spirit animal was a cross of alexander hamilton and 2 chainz BUT YA GURL IS INTERNING AT NBC
in other news, Ella just ate an entire roll of toilet paper :)
hey it's summer
my printer stopped working so LDQ had her fave sale associate at Saks print out my resume
Thanks for the follow back!!!!!!!! Am I famous yet @MichaelPersall pic.twitter.com/aptjLQyDHl
Hello, Twitter! It's Barack. Really! Six years in, they're finally giving me my own account.
MEIN KEFF: german teens celebrate 4/20
"this bud is hella führer"
"it feels so wrong but it feels so third reich"
"haha let me get a hitler"
lol remember when dick cheney shot that lawyer with birdshot lol silly dick
nothing people; the answer is NOTHING
listen, all I'm saying is that what more do you need in life than a well curated instagram and 24/7 access to dumplings???
life chenging taco dumplings
throwing it back to day one with my main bitch eleanor
ur dumber than invading russia in the winter
aaron burr was a bitch #fuckaaronburr
louis xvi was sort of a bae in his younger days
play me in european history on quiz up, i fucking dare you
my life is prettier than yours
having our last brunch of the year at the very first place where we started out, going to miss my little one the most
i think my black eye is deff going to make me the person with the most street cred at brunch today
I'm really stepping up my game, these bitches gotta start paying me for this
sometimes I write myself love letters pic.twitter.com/Yi44OMjrsb
Macduff lives in disgrace. Sir, can you tell
leaning tower of pizza, or something
when ur uber driver is talking too much pic.twitter.com/SfpAmvRJRy