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Watch the #GOPdebate? Bet you feel like donating to a Democrat right about now.
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god 4 president 2K16
"don't kill people or break things" - god, probably
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
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my uber driver is hitting on me and I want to die
like...remember no ceilings?
getting 'plastic bag' tattooed on my forehead
you'd be surprised by how difficult it is to find a colonial dog costume on the Internet
when it waynes it pours
you like huey lewis and the news?
dogs are assholes
"I'm just an intern": the CDQ story
dinner date w bae!!!!!
like...... what if donald trump is our next president
I GOT ENEMIES GOT A LOTTA ENEMIES--Hamilton woulda LOVED that Drizzy song…
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I've been going Hamilton for so long #openingnight #fuckaaronburr
pour some henny out for the fallen homie today kids, #ripalexanderhamilton #fuckaaronburr
we're on a boat and. #fuckaaronburr
on a scale of one to basic
ready to marry you bitches #ORDAINED
we came, we saw some art, we partied #MetYMP
daycare on hamilton's first day: he was good but he humped a lot #THATSMYSON
meet hamilton
I like to think guys who embrace "frat" culture are just sort of kidding but then realize they aren't and I shed a tear for humanity
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it wasn't me!!!!
why am I on my way to a shaggy concert rn
Give my sweet Nan this ring. There's for thy pains.
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a dog named Kanye
rosé, white, & blue #thanksalexanderhamilton #fuckaaronburr
happy alexander hamilton day
probably either gonna sit in bed all day and eat pickles or get another dog
I think we're all Pretty Little Liars. Even the ugly ones. There's something pretty about everyone, right? That's probably not true.
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Keep Alexander Hamilton as the face of the $10 bill.
bae is back & blonde
week one was pretty cool, I guess
v #blessed to be back in the land of $10 bagels
in other news
the hardest goodbye #skillaki4ever

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