today was okay
there r no bagel bites in France and this is why I cannot study abroad
no new friends
update: he just stopped to pick up a friend
- my driver is currently watching/blasting bad boys 2. great film, but questionable road safety.
balances burrito in mouth to show mom it's safe at coachella
Look for no less than death.
YOU KNOW ITS JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE
what a girl wants is to exfoliate and eat bagel bites am I right or am I right
YA GURL GOT INTO HER FIRST PALEONTOLOGICAL DIG AKA ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING DR ROSS GELLER #dinosorGTFO
but who is A!!!!! #asking4afriend
dad got a new pup and travels around with her in a box
i have a bad feeling about this
i have a LOT of feelings about this
i have a lot of feelings in general
holy shit about to find out who A is
does anyone want a future ticket hmu
who needs friends when you have seamless
help LDQ discovered bitmojis
hobbies include: looking deep into Ella's crystal clear black eyes & whispering 'spawn of Satan'
...on another note, can brah be the girl verson of bruh???
every bagel bite ever is my valentine
Life is a fucking waste of time, time is a fucking waste of life, so get wasted all of the time & have the time of your life.
They are calling me to the SNL stage now ... Speak soon...
yo everyone watch snl tonight
when you & your valentine flirty as heck
on that next level madame zeroni shit
bagel bites above all else 💯💯💯
I think amazon is trying to tell me something idk
what's the super bowl and can I eat it
So I might have your company in hell
But to torment you with my bitter tongue!
started wearing more and going out less
all I want is a gown made out of bagel bites
just sitting at home. poking bitchez
it's 2016 why can't I marry my dog
HBD 2 bae
pour some henny out today for the fallen homie, kids #RIPAlexanderHamilton #fuckaaronburr
I'll trust to your conditions. Be whores still;
I'll once more feast the rascals.