Jetblue's 1st commercial flight to Cuba set to depart JFK this morning as U.S. airlines begin regular flights… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
nietzsche: who's a good boy?
nietzsche's dog: [thinking] what does it mean to be good? can i accept the paradigm of an absolute morality?
GILMORE GIRLS HAS ME WRECKED
airports are fun but also no they're not
President Obama and President-elect Trump react to the death of Fidel Castro
plot, good friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot,
I get visibly upset whenever people refer to bagel bites as 'pizza bagels' THEY HAVE A NAME YOU HEATHEN
*calls animal shelter* haha so what kind of Black Friday deals y'all doing this year
when you find out that thanksgiving brunch is bottomless
dressing like my inner goth for deb ball tn to scare the Tampa elite hehe text it ~~~~~
Out of the bowels of the harmless earth,
sometimes raging with my dogs is so much better than raging with my dawgs, ya feel?
hold up, medal of freedom to lorne michaels from president obama after donald freaks about SNL parodies, oh the shade!! living.
It’s Tuesday. I’ll drink to that.
"happy birthday! Take an uber home! Sorry the door is locked!" - LDQ
Here's a quick summary of what happened this week between the cast of a musical and our future Vice President
update: ham has managed to chew his way through his travel bag and the meanie flight attendant won't let him sit on my lap so he's screaming
a reminder that @Delta
is the worst
excited bc I get to snuggle with 8 dogs tonight #blessed #homewardbound #javier
when all of your friends are getting litty titties and you're headed to werk
when you have a special connection with the taxidermic turkey on set because you're both dead on the inside
formal petition to change ham's name from 'hamilton' to 'hamlet'
texting your friends 'u up?' at 3pm just bc
when you haven't called mom in an hour and she starts a group chat with herself to discuss your behavior
she's thinking about how she's going to die because your husband doesn't believe in climate change twitter.com/melaniatrump/s…
interests: Thai food, feminist prose, angry girl rock of the indie persuasion
I know you can be underwhelmed, and I know that you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be... whelmed?
in other news, I watched the Lizzie McGuire movie three times this week
"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Repent what's past; avoid what is to come;
if anyone needs a coffee d8 today or a hug (even tho I hate those, but desperate times), I'm here for you bbs
waking up feeling like this hangover is going to last for 4 years
I'm taking the rest of the month off
if you are having a bad day please look at this pup and if you are having a good day please also look at this pup
Enter the Ghost in his nightgown.