Me: *watching my own sc story for the 5th time*
Me: genius. Original. Creative. Captivating. Humorous.
obvi I approve of finstas. double the likes, duh
I love morning contemplation and the great outdoors
last time I was like 'let's camp!' it was 40 degrees, I drank a box of wine, my friend vommed in the tent, and we all slept in the Prius
Too old for Fireball, too young to die
In other news, I haven't had bagel bites in over a week so the end is probably near
I wouldn't say that I'm nonchalant, I'm like, pretty chalant
when bitches think they can simply beat me in a poke war SMH this shit is for life
all of my friends are super talented n cute and i'm just like hey whats up hello i can eat hella bagel bites in one sitting ;))) hmu
Songs to sing at the top of your lungs with the windows down driving late at night with your best friends
Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood,
I wonder if my bodega man even misses me
Pre gaming for lolla like
I only bring my friends places so that they can take cute pics of me tbh
not today satan !!!!!! gtg finish this music & live my cute, drama free life !!
The best Tim Kaine dad jokes on Twitter 4.nbcny.com/yA5EBgQ
~these have been 4am thoughts brought to you by CDQ~ gn world
how can you support a fear mongering, hateful, diet coke dissing, cheeto of a candidate
HOW THE FUCKITY FUCK IS DONALD MOTHERFUCKING TRUMP LEADING IN THE POLLS. WHAT FUCKED REALITY IS THIS
I hate bitching about politics on public forum. it's fucking dumb. that being said; WHY AMERICA WHY FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DECENT WHY
pretty sure every grad student ever owns this bag
mama i'm famous
So that's pretty blatant, right?
Let me make this clear: no public figure stood by me when I went thru my cyber bullying. I stand w/ @Lesdoggg
me in french class: common dit on 'it's lit'?
current mood: BUT YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS LIEUTENANT DAN
mom bought Javier a stroller because that's normal
212 years ago some dumb dude killed the love of my life #fuckaaronburr
yo fam who wants to go to Cuba next month lmk
anyone wanna get hitched?
Rid all the sea of pirates; then to send
still don't have a phone ~dm 4 brunch plans~
trust no bitch in flip flops
anyone wanna come over and watch history channel & feed me bagel bites, lmk
Of hot and cold; he was nor sad nor merry.
i mean are we surprised that i'm actually satan or
kickstarter to support the 'fix cdq's life' fund
All's Well that Ends Well. Still the fine's the crown.
QUIT MY JOB AND BOUGHT A CROISSANT LIFE IS GUD FAM
~~ red rum & bagel bites ~~
wow what a squad
today was okay