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Because I'm a Guy
Me when I understand what's going on in the class
When you're a sperm but your pops has a condom on
Playing catch with dad
Lmao but seriously wash your hands
Who gave these dudes horses 😂�
When you let the designated driver leave you at the bar then end up needing a ride at 2 am
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I know what they're building...
"My kid never stood a chance."
And I can't even get a text back

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