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Best Drunk Tweets!

You really can be anything when you grow up...
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Friend: You tryna go Black Friday shopping with me? Me: Yup you already know I'm down My Wallet:
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When you switch from drinks to shots
When you are riding in the uber and the six shots you took right before you left hit you all at once
Friend: "I don't feel like drinking today"
Kevin Durant after last night's game:
When you're drunk and you need to watch yourself
Me whenever my hangover clears up
When you're drunk af and someone gives you a ride home
When you broke AF but your friend says they'll buy you a bottle
When the bartender asks how many shots I want
"On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get this weekend?"
"attendance is mandatory" "homework will be assigned every class" "final is 50% of ur grade"
When your friend doesn't want to drink
When you don't think you're drunk then you stand up
RT FOR HARAMBE FAV FOR CROOKED HILLARY
When you're drunk at a party and see your friend
 
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