finding nemo summarized in 3 photos
You really can be anything when you grow up...
Friend: You tryna go Black Friday shopping with me?
Me: Yup you already know I'm down
When you switch from drinks to shots
When you are riding in the uber and the six shots you took right before you left hit you all at once
Friend: "I don't feel like drinking today"
Kevin Durant after last night's game:
When you're drunk and you need to watch yourself
Me whenever my hangover clears up
When you're drunk af and someone gives you a ride home
When you broke AF but your friend says they'll buy you a bottle
When the bartender asks how many shots I want
"On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get this weekend?"
"attendance is mandatory"
"homework will be assigned every class"
"final is 50% of ur grade"
When your friend doesn't want to drink
When you don't think you're drunk then you stand up
RT FOR HARAMBE
FAV FOR CROOKED HILLARY
When you're drunk at a party and see your friend