"Identity theft isn't a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
"Ling Ling, truth or dare..."
"Where's Amy's dog?"
Lawyer: where were you last Saturday at 4:20?
Guy: hitting the trees till I look Chinese
"you can't just run away from your problems"
Be careful who you call ugly in high school
You might just be fucking right
where all the beef was settled back in the day
breaks my heart to see people eat alone 😔A
When you're taking a test and you don't know the answer a question
They changed the Hollywood sign again..
They changed the sign again smh
When people say there are more than 2 genders
Can't wait for Christmas this year!
A naked girl can get thousands of retweets, how many can our lord and savior get?