When you're drunk af and someone gives you a ride home
When you broke AF but your friend says they'll buy you a bottle
When the bartender asks how many shots I want
"On a scale of 1-10 how drunk do you want to get this weekend?"
"attendance is mandatory"
"homework will be assigned every class"
"final is 50% of ur grade"
When your friend doesn't want to drink
When you don't think you're drunk then you stand up
RT FOR HARAMBE
FAV FOR CROOKED HILLARY
When you're drunk at a party and see your friend
"You're a horrible driver"
When you do some dumb shit when your drunk as shit
waking up after a night of drinking likely
When you come home drunk at and are trying to avoid your parents
I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, Dan.
Only cereal I'm eating from now on
When you get drunk af the night before and show up to work the next morning tryna not look hungover
me when my hangover clears up
can’t beat them on a track
When your ex tries to finesse you