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When your teacher tell a corny ass joke but you really need that extra half a point on your average pic.twitter.com/5Aw42eskIX
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How is she still a babe at 45? 😍�pic.twitter.com/Twg8zL4uqWqW
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5 lbs of fat vs 5 lbs of muscle. This is why you workout. pic.twitter.com/DB9FjDx86Z
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God will never fail you. Never doubt that He has a plan.
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I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination &bruises from playing outside, instead of apps &how many likes you get on a picture
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