Memphitz is a fucking asshole
We should be 8-0. High Key.
Alien 1: BRUH YOU DIDNT TURN THE HEADLIGHTS OFF THEY SEEN US
Wow I really feel like 💩 right now
Public affairs official at Edwards Air Force Base tells Eyewitness News they are not aware of any launch from the base tonight.
: Kern County Fire Dept says the light is a test rocket from Edwards Airforce Base. @CBSLA
Glad I'm not in LA right now. Aliens bout to get all yall niggas
I aint been on Vine in a min 😂 forgot about that shit
My dad is such an enabler breh
Just ruined my whole mood 😤
Wolves not drafting Curry is the biggest fuck up of the century.
DJ Akademiks is annoying as fuck
Baseball > that's where all the money at anyways twitter.com/Daesha1017/sta…
My son not playing football
Breh that nigga knocked out
When you go straight from the turnup to work
Wolves 2nd in the west. Not psyched to be playing the Spurs in the first round, but at least we'll have home court.
when jarrett jumped off the balcony
I think this Zola shit is the most talked about twitter story ever lol
Already aggravated @ 7am.
When you aint talked to somebody in 4 months but they birthday comin up so they start hittin yo line 😊
My baby will be here tomorrow hopefully 😍
LYNX WIN! Minnesota captures its 3rd title in 5 seasons, defeating the Fever, 69-52, in Game 5 of the WNBA Finals.
can't believe it's been 3 years already
What up I would like to invite Young Jeezy & any other sucker to my TRAPGOD release party at DOA 10/17 We can address any unresolved issue.
One of my friends told me she PAYS her BABY DADDY to watch THEIR son while she's at work. I told that bitch you a muthafuckin gotdamn fool.
Came in Target for some batteries, left with $80 worth of shit 😒😒😒
Nothing wrong with hitting that block-unblock one good time.
Putting in my 2 weeks notice in Monday
Won a game we had at work. My prize is between a calculator, umbrella and pizza cutter yall.