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Leroy is ridiculously fat. He's already full-grown and he's bigger than his mother, #ladylloyd. I can't get over his size. Obviously, it has nothing to do with me. I barely ever feed him. #thisismyfault #imaware #leroythesquirrel #nature #babysquirrels #hollywoodsquirrels #lloydthesquirrel
The Fault in our Stars screening last night with epic Q&A after with all the major players. Here's @johngreenwritesbooks, @anselelgort and #ShaileneWoodley. So good. So much Kleenex. #tfios #JohnGreen, #AnselElgort #thefaultinourstars #hazelgrace #augustuswaters #okay
The sunsets in L.A. this week are on point! And this is with no filter! #sunset #lostangeles #palmtrees #fireinthesky #nofilter
I took this photo the other night, and I've held on to it because I was trying to find the words to describe both the gentleman in the pic, and the joy I felt just being in this man's midst. I still don't have the right words so I'm gonna leave it up to you guys to describe what's happening here wit
#tbt Sometimes I can't even handle how pretty my mom is. Here's a photo of her admiring another woman's bracelet at a party. I bet that lady was a really great listener. #prettiestmama #jewelry #oldhollywood #cutecutecute
When people describe a day with, "not a cloud in the sky," I think, "How boring! Clouds are what make the sky interesting." #clouds #sunset #ilovela
These are the kinds of messages I get from my friends. #whores #strippers #midgets #normal #tuesday #blacklistunion #feelfreetomakesuggestionsifyouknowany
WHO RUN THE WORLD? SQUIRRELS! #HollywoodSquirrels #ladylloyd #beyonce #lloydthesquirrel #nature #squirrelbabies
Now that Lady Lloyd has decorated a little, the newest babies are more comfortable. Look at this little nugget chomping away. You'll see he doesn't chomp anywhere near as loudly as his mother. #babysquirrel #ladylloyd #nature #lloydthesquirrel #HollywoodSquirrels
This is Jorja the pig. I met her yesterday at @farmsanctuary. She's smiling because I had just told her a dirty joke. But really, look at that smile! #jorjathepig #farmsanctuary #friendsnotfood #thisismydisneyland
This is my friend William. He's a cow (or I guess a bull). We talked about a bunch of cow stuff and then he tried to French kiss me. The end. #williamthecow #farmsanctuary #animalrescue cc: @vaute_nyc #vaute_nyc #veryfriskycow #hegottosecondbase
Today I came to the @farmsanctuary for a special "Celebration of the Turkeys." This is my friend Martha enjoying some salad and sweet potatoes. We fed them for Thanksgiving, instead of the other way around. It's one of my favorite days of the year. She has a cranberry in her mouth. I love her. The e
This is my new friend Yoda. He's a llama. We both like tacos and spitting at people. The end. #yodathellama #BFFs #farmsanctuary
Got to spend the afternoon with my friend and hero, Sam Simon, yesterday. I defy you to find a better human being on this planet. Oops, you can't. He is the best. #samsimon #oneofakind #hero #legend
Parked today for a minute to look at the water and take a few breaths. Seemed like a view that deserved some attention. #palisades #reflection #literallyandfiguratively
#tbt This is a young me looking pretty pissed off that the siblings from across the street got to wear matching outfits and all I got was a lollypop. You can see I'm deeply focused here on plotting my revenge. #paybackiscoming #thisisntover #whenyouleastexpectit
So cool hearing Jimmy Page tell stories in such an intimate setting last night. He's the raddest. And Chris Cornell did a great job. #jimmypage #chriscornell #ledzeppelin #legend
This is me explaining to Lady Lloyd that #squirrels aren't allowed to go see Jimmy Page tonight. I have no idea why she thought she was invited, but I guess she heard me talking about it and just assumed. Awkward. I promised I'd take pics and I gave her some extra walnuts so everything's okay now. #
Breakfast with my bestie, Leslie, always makes everything better. #smallbutmighty #BFF #lesliejordan #family
"Excuse me, I can see that you are busy doing something on your phone, but may I have another nut please?" #ladylloyd #lloydthesquirrel #HollywoodSquirrels #impatient
I got this facebook message last night/this morning. Just a curious fellow, I presume. Some friends have suggested perhaps he's doing a federally funded survey. For science. So I thought I'd help him reach a wider audience. #science #imheretohelp #vivalaromance
Eternal gratitude to my dad and to ALL men and women who so bravely fought for our freedom. #veteransday #usaf #thankyouforyourservice
For those of you who have been following my gorgeous BFF @estherthewonderpig's story, you know that Saturday was the big day! She finally moved to her new farm, so I flew in to witness her first day of rooting in the new grass and taking it all in. It was VERY exciting. Here we are next to a banana
Good morning from me and this little as-yet-unnamed baby. While I was out of town, *someone* had no problem ripping up the jacuzzi cover to make a new nest. But this baby has no shame in his game, he says what his mom does is her business. He's just here for the nuts. #babysquirrel #lloydthesquirrel
This "accidental-follow" button is the worst thing to happen to twitter in a long time. pic.twitter.com/ojDQLxjwXR