Lmao this lazy ass nigga buss a loud fart trying to bench press 😂😂�YZh
what type of life style you living with a padlocked refrigerator?? twitter.com/theloveofazani…
Her: come over
Him: I just got into an accident
Her: my parents aren't home
when u check if the person u snap chatted ever got ur snap & it says opened 20 mins ago
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful..
Her: "What you doing on that game that's sooo much better than spending time w me.??"
When You Type "Google" Into Google Chrome Search Bar
Mask Off (really on the molly and percocets edition)
I didn't know you can tweet from prison twitter.com/sychlops/statu…
So... we bombed Syria... because Syria bombed Syria... all just to teach Syria not to bomb Syria?
over 70's shouldn't be allowed to drive
Jonah Hill looking like he like he's fresh on the Dublin techno scene
I ain't coming home from Prague
calculators in 2017 now have stories
this is my face 125% of the time
i don't think i'll ever fully trust anyone tbh
The Smiths- Meat Is Murder (1985)
Imagine spending your evenings revving up your fiesta in McDonald's car park
When i think i got a grip on my life twitter.com/grlffers/statu…
LIFE WAS SO SIMPLE AROUND THE TIME THIS JAWN DROPPED
Her: Why did you leave my text on "read"?
how did daily express get screenshots of Isis whatsapp group chat pls twitter.com/daily_express/…
Girl: Our Relationship is over.
Me: Our relationship is what? Over.
Six years ago, The Weeknd dropped House Of Balloons. #6YearsOfHOB
need a bird for two for tuesdays ☹️
When you only count 19 nuggets in the 20 piece meal
he wasn't ready but nobody cared 😂w
My new sounds: Bassline Mix Episode 2 soundcloud.com/josh-luck/bass…
literally goes from guard dog to puppy in under 3 seconds vine.co/v/iKDh7KTl0YH
TIP: Don't attempt to troll Per Mertesacker. 😂✋6
Me: You sure you don't want anything?
Her: I ate already.
Me: Last chance
Her: Go ahead I'm fine.
sky wifi is so fucking shit
people who drive 20 in a 40 need an axe to the forehead
Give ya mum a few biscuits with a cuppa, next minute she's bouncing off the walls doing the ironing to basshunter
All this over a bagel I can not fucking breathe I love being British
When u with people who don't got twitter and they laughing at a 7 month old meme