I love British summer time, it means the rain gets warmer
Two 2:1's and two 2:2's not too bad, suck on that second year, Third year come at me bro!
Just like to thank
@Ethan_Howard for getting me apple crumble and custard flavour protien
#GrownToLikeIt, good by Bannana my old friend 🍌🍌
Candy crush isn't fun when you've been stuck on the same level for over 2 weeks
#Addict If i pass 2nd i will be amazed.
#completeblag #resit Would just like to say a massive thank you to
@asharp1992 for sending me over 35 snapchats of utter crap. The boy has too much free time
I'm telling you, the pigeons are organised
#NuffPigeons pic.twitter.com/jV34AgUtal *Gets a text* ... *Grabs Phone* .. *Reads Name* ... *Puts phone back down without replying*...
Bit random to be honest but guess it sucks to be Rachel
#Graffiti pic.twitter.com/FwrMgNB1y5 Probably should get moving now
#tired Last night out in leeds with
@asharp1992 bring it on.
#ComeAtMeBro How can one small group of us cause so much destruction
GÜ cheese cake is the one!!!
#SoNice Just had to be sick in the egyptian café and it was so loud everyone else heard and now im hungry again. Mint has truely fucked me over
Just heard my mate ran out of toilet paper so is now using his old lecture notes to wipe his bum
#uniproblems Mint you have truly fucked me over.
#dying xstream is a pile of shit. i just want to submit my essay
Research proposal finished!
Poverty, inequality and the welfare state...
Come at me bro!
#DeadlineDateInSight 
Fair is fair, to be fair. Let the brand begin, snapbacks and jumpers coming soon
#FairIsFair pic.twitter.com/nSm4dykZy9 Thought I'd treat my self to an hours lie in, now time to get up and carry on writing essays
#LifeSucks I can honestly say I put the correct 'Day and Month Accessed' for all my references on all my essays.
#ThingsStudentsDontSay Disabled toilets, ironically the only toilets big enough to run around in.
At school we'd make fun of those kids who spent all their free time in the library, these days I spend my whole day in one
#WhatHaveIBecome 
"
@Ethan_Howard: Jeannie is eating fish sticks for breakfast, what the fuck"
#DaFuq pic.twitter.com/4Bp7VPNQ0k Sort of wish I was going out tonight but exams are more important 😕
Too many people getting happy about seeing their name on a bottle of coke, so you have a really generic name big whoop
I asked my hairdresser to fit me in as soon as possible, 9am on a saturday morning is a wee bit too soon
#Tired 💤💤
Why can I not be as dedicated and addicted to my essays as I am to
#CandyCrush ?
#UniProblems 
There's never a polly.. But they have this
pic.twitter.com/pOQfOCQC3w I love how bus drivers all wave to one another when they drive past, I think people in identical cars should do the same.
"So this year: Margaret Thatcher died and Fergie retire. Somewhere there's a scouse with a lamp and one wish left." Hahaahahahaa
I bet you this read wrong...
The side of my face still hurts from yesterday! that's the last time I play Frisbee with the J-dawg. So much for being a pro!
#Jeannie 
Who are these men and why do they keep adding me? Seem like nice lads though
#Friends pic.twitter.com/iCVRLHeSab The Merseyside derby is a strange one. Couldn't have Blues and Villa fans sat next to each other without someones face being detached.
Where do the seeds to grow seed-less grapes come from? 🍇�
#LifeMysterysys
“
@The_Voltaire: Free yourself from the spiritual anxieties manufactured by religious liars.”
@camagnew #jeannie 
Snack time, why have I not gone on come dine with me yet? #ChickenWings #Salad #SnackTime
All this May the 4th be with you is a load of crap! Star trek is bollocks anyway
#CuntOff #MayThe4thBeWithYou #Facetious 
This is so true it saddens me
pic.twitter.com/BqXzCnZePH 
Wasn't expecting this treat when I went to clean my teeth this morning
@asharp1992 pic.twitter.com/j1A05pVZ0G Today I will finish at least one essay.... Just as soon as my room stops spinning. Tequila has ruined me!
Why don't all the desks in the library have plugs my laptop is about to die!!! Sort it out
@leedsmet Went to library, wrote essay title, completed a few levels of candy crush, snapchatted people, got bored, decided to go home. At least I try