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Calvin
We're all a little Baljeet on the inside
lol @ the people ruining their lives with vector marketing/cutco. its a pyramid scheme and y'all should know better than that
Happy father's day sa lahat ng dad bods yo šŸ˜Ž
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This new Tori Kelly album is the chillest album I've ever heard in my entire life
All I want is a Beefy Crunch Burrito and taco bell hasn't served it in 650 days and counting.
Gotta make it home in time for Father's Day šŸŽ‰
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people are getting engaged left and right, and here I am eating mac and cheese
I'm not white so country jam doesn't affect me
Once I start a season or show I can't stop. Orange is the New Black done in three days. Not bad of a show, but dang, CO's have it rough.
We all have that one Facebook friend who posts their whole relationship issues on facebook.
HAPPY PHILIPPINE INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!
and to think, i'm like the only friend that realized that lol
well its been real. you're a true sellout now.
WHO BIDS 31 THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A FORD FIESTA LOL
Nothing like eating oatmeal and watching the price is right.
anyone wanna go to yankee hill soon?
Elotes! Con mayo y queso!
Anyone know any good pick up lines I could use at Parker Days?
THIS FUCKING GAME šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„
im the friend no one likes lol
There will be a DUI checkpoint tonight at South Parker Road and Longs Way, just north of Mainstreet, in Parker. Be responsible.
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I predict Barcelona will win the 2015 #UCLfinal #BarcaToWin bit.ly/1HPbYza
MY BROTHER LITERALLY ASKED MY UNCLE TO DELIVER FLOWERS TO HIS GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE FOR HIM, CAUSE SHE'S IN MANILA. AWWWWWWW.
i hate the storm alert thingy on 7news. i just wanna watch the damn game
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i swear smart people smoke weed
im like hey wassup hello?
Bruce jenner a true fagoot for this but he lowkey look like a milf in here tho pic.twitter.com/52RYW5V15E
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Kris Jenner probably salty af that Caitlyn looks better than her
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Happy Birthday to my favorite cousin! @hedeguzman !!! pic.twitter.com/Y94yGw99Hb
huh, new york. as much as I hate the place, im excited to go for some reason.
i cant find my kim jong il hat help
Cop by Lutheran. Inside neighborhood
I dislike rainfall and hated this past month
So how does it feel to lose someone you never had?
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when u see ur neighbor on tinder <<<<<
when people are like "my apple watch is better than yours" im just like "Can you use tinder on it? NOPE."
McDonalds Philippines has BFF fries. why cant we have this here dammit pic.twitter.com/vNyyTprmNE
watching the warriors crowd reminds me of high school games lol




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