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talks to her imaginary friend under the stairs
Really just need like 5 minutes of cuddling rn
To the guys who post pictures of their girl, and tweet about them, and make sure people know she's yours, you're doing it right.
Any girl should marry the guy who refers to them with their first and middle name
If you're going to the gym and making a better version of yourself, show it the frick off #yougogirl
It's actually so sweet when a guy wants to hear all about your day and listens
I wanted us to work so damn bad but when I thought back on it I knew you hadn't tried as hard as I had 🎶
Holy I want stuffed crust pizza
Your girlfriend won't trust other girls because she knows how girls think, it's never personal
That administrator from Woodbridge high remind me of the professor from Harry Potter lls pic.twitter.com/udtYV3tjQ3
I don't like "things" .. If you like me, be serious about it. I'm not going to play games or compete with other people for your attention
If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost.
Pls stab me with a pitchfork
You can't just give up on someone when the situation is not ideal
You never really lose someone you love
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
Are you math because I can't fucking understand you
When the teacher wishes you good luck before an exam pic.twitter.com/g3P47rskP0
Why is there no Chik-Fil-A in Minot?
I just want to have a life where I can travel and see the world with the person I love anytime I want
When you miss your wife👽�@kira_holdaway
What a shitty way to spend my Saturday night..
It's such a great thing when you love your job and everybody that works with you😊
All I want in the world is pink nail polish and a pink Triangl bikini
stupid freshmen and sophomores 😂
When you open your Twitter for the first time and it literally spontaneously combusts from all the bullshit <
when u want to sleep during class pic.twitter.com/y53u4mQ0V6
if we're talkin body, you got a perfect one so put it on me
Girls are so fake and I hate them. Why am I a girl.
Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
When the alcohol hits you.... pic.twitter.com/ai1gVAQMN0
If you're wondering how my ACT went, let's just thank God for retakes
I like boys who love their mom
You know I used to hate looking at old things that happened but now I just laugh
*Sells body for piece of gum*
me taking a snapchat in public pic.twitter.com/cl57gikGse
April fools day is tomorrow but it doesn't matter because every day of my life is already a joke
Having hairspray on your phone screen is so dang annoying😒
I look like a homeless drug addict 97% of the time.
It's the little things that annoy me the most
I'm so happy with life right now
After you shave your legs pic.twitter.com/RsntmRSD06
when your parents walk into your room expecting you to be doing bad things pic.twitter.com/UOlQxlhakM