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Caleb
Tfw my only match on Tinder is a person pretending to be a cartoon character...
>its -- possessive >it's -- a contraction of it is
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@Lumetian @CalebH92 What the FUCK?!? I keep getting BTFO today.
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@_NerdyGeek_ @CalebH92 you have to have a penis to understand mike
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#ThorTheDarkWorld is like edging too long - you take your time thinking it's going to be good, but then you lose the erection and orgasm
#Partners? More like Tyler Perry's Partners - terribly written, and actors were like cardboard. Both Grammar and Lawrence have been better.
#ManofSteel is like the 5-star restaurant your friend has been raving about for months, but when you finally try it, it's good but overrated
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People always ask me why I do certain things, like certain stuff because they didn't expect me to - it's because I enjoy my individuality
'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Extended Cut Coming in 2015 bit.ly/1oyWhpS
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Same with that Sam Smith song. It's nothing special, just trying to emulate Adele. "Happy" was Hollywood commissioned trash.
I said "I can't stand either song." My mom said "I liked 'Happy'. It was upbeat and positive." Me: "Yea, but it was garbage."
I had this convo with my mom last night. There was a teaser for a morning show where the host said he liked "Stay With Me" but not "Happy"
My problem with pull quotes, and really a lot of stuff today is that it's all cookie-cutter bullshit. Nothing is original anymore.
@CalebH92 You forgot: "It's The Best Superhero movie ever!"
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Inevitable pull quotes used in Avengers 3: Rise of Thanos critic TV spots: "Star Wars for a new generation!", "EPIC!!", "AWESOME!", "Dooope"
Gunn also confirms that IS Adam Warlock's cocoon
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Photoset: She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x) tmblr.co/ZzsV9y1NNzHC6
Photo: Where in the universe is Richard Rider? tmblr.co/ZzsV9y1NMtFPf
Photoset: Awesome Mix Vol. 1 tmblr.co/ZzsV9y1NMsHPX
Sweet! just got confirmation that my family will be hosting a Chinese student for the upcoming school year!
#LRT for anyone who didn't get the Jackson Pollock painting and black light joke in #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
Jackson Pollock: Early Photos of the Action Painter at Work (Martha Holmes) | ti.me/1tOdwHs pic.twitter.com/VHmC5ZlW5L
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I still haven't seen #Premature. Need to fix that this week.
Pacific Rim was Top Gun for a new generation.
What about Pacific Rim was anything like Star Wars?
Pacific Rim was the last film to be called "Star Wars for a new generation" before GOTG. Another incorrect and stupid ass comparison.
GOTG was more Indiana Jones than Star Wars. Anyone who compared it to the latter is a pull-quote whore.
Guardians of the Galaxy is Indiana Jones in space. This is the highest compliment I can ever give anything.
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Photoset: mapper3: first-kiss-since-45: vikadi: set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think... tmblr.co/ZzsV9y1NJWnzh
Fucking Silk Vanilla Almond Milk is the nectar of the fucking GODS.
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@CalebH92 Production went very fast. nola.com/movies/index.s… They started May 5th.
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Fantastic 4 wrapped already? Miles Teller says "a lot of hard work" went into it. Seems like a rush job to me.
@sensmile11: @JamesGunn Are you allowed revealing which infinity stone was used? Loved the movie, you nailed it” Power stone.
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Studio Ghibli has announced it will no longer make any new films: bit.ly/1pykM6h pic.twitter.com/Fj4PM5zumj
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Spotted the other day at Union Station: a child in a MineCraft Creeper head. His parents must've been so embarrassed pic.twitter.com/DRvH7ItZzD
Based Elon Musk!
Guardians of the Galaxy is great. Best line is when Star-Lord says his spaceship looks like a Jackson Pollock painting under black light.
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@CalebH92 @OogaOogaChacka @ConnorCinema i already did. they told me they are watching him kek
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Photoset: I will bathe the starways in your blood. tmblr.co/ZzsV9y1N9DLQ7