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Donald Duck's butt, frozen in Carbonite. pic.twitter.com/mi213e4arV
Of COURSE there's a Vader one. Of course. 0.o #StarWarsWeekends pic.twitter.com/n21NYgWSIR
Disney merchandising has officially lost their minds. (It's squishy. What. The. Heck.) #StarWarsWeekends pic.twitter.com/DWxSHeD11e
Huge Vader dolls - er, I mean ACTION FIGURES- for sale. :) Only $40. #StarWarsWeekends pic.twitter.com/7WPlJMwsVK
...but nerdy Mickey always wins. :) pic.twitter.com/DFVOtrwonc
New princess tees. I like the art! pic.twitter.com/kJwYA3nSKI
Aw yeah, Star Wars Weekends. baby! pic.twitter.com/Tutii9xgRj
Still giddy over the fact something *I* made is going in a museum. :D
Got an update from the museum displaying Lady Vadore this summer: No head, hands, or legs yet, but the body is done! pic.twitter.com/fIGFRURHJv
Birthday flowers still hanging on after 6 days. I'm impressed! pic.twitter.com/uftP6sseIg
Thanks for the validation on the phallic sonic screwdriver, guys - & welcome to the "Minds In The Gutter" Club.
Today @sah2152 crosses ALL the streams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Fire Swamp." bit.ly/17Ge3Qz
That sonic screwdriver cake I mentioned yesterday is up now, so you can see what John & I were arguing about. ;)
Just tried opening Pinterest in Chrome instead of Firefox, and WOW. SO much faster! And I can scroll again! (Work? What work?)
So... how's YOUR job going today?
Working on a geeky wrecks post w/ @sah2152 for tomorrow, but John says the sonic screwdriver cake isn't phallic enough.
So cool! [smirk] RT @glennztees: Ice cream roses bit.ly/18M44Iy via @swissmiss
All this watching-someone-walk can really tucker a kitty out. pic.twitter.com/x3Girnivxv
John: "So, you're tweeting on your phone, in front of your laptop, on a treadmill." Me: "With a cat! I AM THE INTERNET."
Every day Lily helps me "work" on the treadmill desk. Amazingly, she never tries to jump off... pic.twitter.com/XT60NoZ70T
Hilarious police report about a man on an "anti-cake crusade." bit.ly/12tc4L3 #ButtercreamBattlefield (Thx, Lynn!)
Absolutely appalled by the way @Etsy has treated this maker. Make it right, guys. TODAY. bit.ly/13ZXuv4 (via @wilw)
Also I guess maybe I should be working. #Pinterest
Pinterest assumes we all have unlimited supplies of pallet wood & mason jars. Where are these mysterious caches, people? WHERE?
Nifty! @Etsy featured a baker this wk with one of the most unusual (NON-wrecky) decorating styles I've seen: etsy.me/13vL4vt
Love this SO MUCH. RT @wilw in which nathan fillion sweeps anne wheaton off her feet is.gd/J62IKY
Predictable things happen when you ask a baker to "make it manly." bit.ly/13tEx4B
Celebrated Mom's Day tonight, and Matt gave me a handmade card with a Steampunk & Cake Wrecks theme. Wow! We must be doing something right!
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So many random strangers freaked out over my Pinky & the Brain/Doc Horrible shirt tonight. Always fun meeting folks that way!
Tried a basil & berry cupcake tonight, with actual basil leaves in it. I liked it - tasted very green - but John nearly puked. :D
Went to our 1st food truck fair tonight, then bought a CD from this guy playing a 2-necked guitar & didgeridoo. Fun! pic.twitter.com/JAC8cTvxSj
Ryan Gosling not eating cereal just might be the funniest thing you'll see today: bit.ly/Yzw7GU
Also in the mail today: LED earrings and an epic new geek tee. Wheee! pic.twitter.com/eJabiEl9Qq
My new birthday art is here!! Goes great with my desktop Kermit: pic.twitter.com/GwyIAEJL1K
Now I can't stop thinking of bad urine puns for a wine festival. Bad Jen! DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS. #OakyHintOfAsparagus
It took me a good 5 seconds to realize this DOESN'T say "Urine Festival." o.0 (Thx, Amber G.!) pic.twitter.com/DsnNvFL4Id
My MIL never reads the cards we give her, so I decided to have a little fun: bit.ly/13kQnhk Think she'll notice?
It's like @cakewrecks wrote this 2011 Epbot post for my day today. Spooky. epbot.com/2011/08/i-alli…
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Speaking of brilliance: SPRINKLE LEGGINGS. etsy.me/10lkjVb I've never loved something I would never wear quite this much.
I see my ad servers have given up advertising cake on CW & are now advertising salads. That's marketing brilliance, right there.
#5 & 6 are best - not that I'm biased or anything... RT @mental_floss: 9 Historic Moments Captured in Cake — bit.ly/11Ul8a6
Omigosh, you guys, @AllieBrosh is back! KERMIT FLAILS FOR EVERYONE!! bit.ly/15KeMAe
Here it is, one more time, because this @MythBusters fan video tribute is THAT good!!! youtube.com/watch?v=WyLFKM…
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Holy smokes. RT @norton_tim: Why have I never noticed that Commander Riker sits down like this before!?!?! bit.ly/15mQWKW
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"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my... HEYO!" bit.ly/YDp8iv pic.twitter.com/U4uOdhsFHG
Made my morning. Ha! RT @mashable: Spock vs. Spock: Quinto and Nimoy Face Off in Audi Ad on.mash.to/108T2t9
It's not often that it's nice enough to open the windows in Florida, but when it is, the neighbors WILL be using chainsaws. #LifeTruth
"A Scholarly Salute" - Cakes to make a teacher cringe. What NOT to do for Teacher Appreciation Week! feedly.com/k/12b45Rp via @cakewrecks
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