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To all those who qualify: HAPPY FALKER SATHERHOOD @cakewrecks
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John's been in Maine less than an hour, & he's already texting me pics of Luigi's pizza. #priorities
Yes, we're saps. It's how we roll.
John's out of town for a few days, so he left me sweet little notes hidden all over the house. #Dawwww pic.twitter.com/mr3tCByJ2u
"Happy Birthday" is not in copyright, and Warner owes the world hundreds of millions for ill-gotten royalties. dlvr.it/3WNmq9
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Epic Hobbit-themed birthday party, complete with Smaug cake, "moon runes" maps, & Hobbit feet flip-flops! bit.ly/12JK4H5
Some people seem to think there's a double meaning to today's wrecks. What?! I would NEVER... bit.ly/16jrgMk :D
(Almost lost my "cool," there.)
I mean, uh, that was kind of neat. Yeah.
Great googly moogly, you guys, @feliciaday just tweeted at me! AT ME!! AAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEE!! #KermitFlailsForever
In less cringe-worthy news: I found a bunch of new candy at the China pavilion today! #Epcot pic.twitter.com/fyARO9ABI9
If I've learned anything from today's comments on Epbot, it's that a surprising number of you cook in the nude. #BurnedBewbz
The search took a while, but we found it!! #Epcot #Figment pic.twitter.com/SmponYjn0k
New Maleficent art by Tim Rogerson: pic.twitter.com/uSm410lLX7
It's rainy, gray, and hot as a sauna outside. LET'S GO TO EPCOT. #StillBeatsWorking
Actually, a lot of you are making me cringe with far worse nipple stories in the comments. So, uh, thanks?
You commenters MOCK MY PAIN. Never do it again! I DIED THAT DAY. #Bewbz
And now, a story about my nipple. bit.ly/11U39i1 #Bewbz
John is messing with the site and saying "oops" a lot. HALP.
Nice to know I'm in good company with the spam attack. Plus @TheBloggess & I are teaming up to sell stuffed llama gonads, so, silver lining.
Whoah - why am I suddenly being inundated with weight-loss spam tweets? Is "Wonder Woman" the secret phrase?
I have 2 professional costumers helping make little AnnaMay's Wonder Woman costume now. This is gonna be AWESOME.
When in doubt, quote The Princess Bride: bit.ly/13SfBSJ #InconceivableCakes
Resisting the urge to make a dirty joke about my own last tweet. Mostly because you've probably already thought of them all. #GreatMinds
Ooh, @briankesinger 's Walking Your Octopus is finally here! Much bigger than I expected, too. pic.twitter.com/xL3TrigWB0
NOT READY. RT @consumerist: Ready Or Not, Here Comes The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Sandwich wp.me/p2L7Ik-GvjL
Sunday night is my Monday morning: time to get to work! [sliding off chair onto floor] URG. #DontWanna
Bought a stack of Disney books today, plus this vintage postcard. Donald + Jungle Cruise? INSTA-BUY. pic.twitter.com/FroS9PCcWP
If you're a fellow Dizgeek who remembers Dreamfinder, then you're going to love this: epbot.com/2013/06/a-date…
Today John & I had an amazing encounter with Ron Schneider, the original DreamFinder. Still a bit giddy. #Dizgeek
13 Adorable Monster Cakes: bit.ly/ZD7r0O (Purple-People-Eater! Mike Wazowski! COOKIE!)
Thanks for the feedback re: the site, everyone! Looks like it's fine for most people, so it must be an isolated issue.
I'm hearing some rumblings about CW not loading for some folks. Can anyone verify, & if so, does trying a different browser help?
My pleasure! Altho I also take tips. In whoopie pies. #NOTaEuphemism RT @Teslagrl: @cakewrecks Thanks for helping me survive this work week!
13 Ways to Wreck a Donut: bit.ly/13qmOKL (Happy Donut Day!)
But don't get TOO excited; he's also coming back. RT @mashable: Justin Bieber Is Going to Space bit.ly/1b9cFTV
Pretending I'm going to read that @TheAtlantic story but we know I'm really just looking at "Gordon Ramsey yelling at cakes" on @cakewrecks
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Click that last link & read the comments to feel better about humanity in general, and geeks in particular. Best support group EVER.
Getting lots of offers to make little AnnaMay here her own Wonder Woman costume. You guys ROCK. bit.ly/14x6FAV
Today's @teefury was practically made for me. LOVE. #Portal #NoLie pic.twitter.com/etRDVOJJEd
For the record, I love PDR. Which is why I de-fang-ified that line. (But srsly, I didn't even recognize her in the new AD eps!)
The part I censored today MAY have said SOMETHING re: a certain cake having more plastic in it than Portia de Rossi's new face. That is all.
The snark post is up! The snark post is up! cakewrecks.com/home/2013/6/5/…
Never put yourself down. It’s a waste of time & energy considering the fact perfect strangers on the Internet will do it for you.
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Oops. Snarky Comment is actually TOMORROW, guys. Sorry. If it helps, I did just lose a follower over today's butt cake, tho!
Well, I de-fanged the snark a bit, but if you remind me tomorrow I'll tell you the original line. Then you can all rage on me here. ;)