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I'm taking the fact that the sun is reflecting into my eyes off of my table as a sign that God does not want me to revise.
@caitlinsmells_ @rossloowellin Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you should go around asking girls out :'/
@caitlinsmells_ @stonedroses_ Yeah I cringed at it too. Sorry pal.
Come on paradise you're loosing me, get on my knees and lick your streets clean.
I am definitely mentally unbalanced
Just had a flashback to when I watched Necromentia that was so fucked up
Is "being mistaken for a boy in the dark" an adequate reason for a free boob job?
Someone call me/text me/talk to me/something I'm not tired and so so so bored :''''(
you're nothing more than a charming whore
I AM WATCHING EUROVISION IDEC
long it, someone come mine tomorrow before I try and spoon my own eyes out
na you're just a fucking slag
My face hurts and I don't know why
Some people are so desperate it scares me
Could someone please explain to me how there is fucking irony in Wuthering Heights
I know who I'll be blaming if I fail my English Lit exam today!
Am I the only person that finds Ellie Goulding annoying as shit?
Got my S1 exam tomorrow and I forgot what 40-24 was, this bodes well
Why is there so much porn on Tumblr tonight what is going on
Being able to say you've got with half of fucking Essex isn't a good thing.
I love arguing my point because I'm always right:-))))
The video to First Day Of My Life is so fucking cute
I realized after rambling on to various people today that I literally talk about complete shit
Senna may as well be my guidance counsellor
I think becoming a celibate lesbian would be a step up from my taste in males.
I was completely unaware it was possible to feel this much contempt towards another human being.
Why do I somehow manage to get onto the topic of my pure hatred for bread with everyone?
Now I'm in a bad bad mood, a bad bad mood
Fuck me if you must then.
Treat me like an orphan. I can’t exist within my own head so I insist on owning your bed.
Unless you're Matt Healy then you can fuck the fuck off.
"His teeth looked like a fucking graveyard" ok Samie
MCDONALD'S ARE PLAYING SWIM DEEP WHAT IS GOING ON
Am I seriously sitting here listening to Connor and Amy quoting help i'm a fish
I would quite like to know what a mosquito's purpose is in the world's ecosystem, aside from biting my legs to shit.
HAPPY VAGINA ESCAPE DAY!
@CharlieJoeYorke xx
Why does my house have to have an alarm at night, I WANT MUNCH
No form of sleeping pattern will be recovered once these exams are over
I want a lover I don't have to love I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Me: "Mum I'm in a bad mood :'("
Mum: "TURN OFF THE FUCKING SMITHS AND GO TO BED THEN"
Na can't be arsed anymore mate