But we just always seem to just fallout
'I thought Parma ham was cheese? No wait... That's Parmesan' wow Harry
Why are we listening to the ballad of anal Dave????
oh probs her boyf, typical!
Sam is rubbish at Spyro :/
For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! 😊#tweetforbowls
"You had to be there" - Translation: This anecdote has not gone well
Making up shit to try and cause drama is pathetic unless you're fucking 13 years old
Hev got a kiss of disco Dave
tut tut you shouldn't have your phone switched on in the cinema #rebels
we're already screaming at the horror trailers lol....
Braless trio embark on a trip to Centerparcs 👅
Beyond excited for my 2 baes to come stay 💙💚
We all know a boring lad called sam
Who needs a degree anyway #byebyefuture
You know you're exam is not going to go well when you try and spell chain as chane
: We all know a bitch called Caitlin” unlucky @caitlinsmells_
Some people are so inconsiderate
There's a difference between bitching and being two faced ✋🏻
Domino's garlic and herb dip is the cure to everything bad in life
GDFR is just such a terrible song in so many ways
So xcited 2 go and buy staples 2nite
The 30th cannot come quickly enough
no one asked you Gareth, get back to work
Exams make me want to do things I wouldn't normally want to do, like exercise, just so I don't have revise 😢
I've made friends with the uni postman and he comes in the flat to say hello every morning 🌚
Oh wonderful my iPhone charger has broken
So I've just found out that apparently I sleep talk with a Mexican accent 😅👍🏻
it is half 11 on a tuesday morning and I am crying at undercover boss
Why are so many people on Come Dine With Me called Gareth?
I will fail my Chemistry exam tomorrow #banter #whoneedsadegree #chemistryisamyth
Amy has not replied to me 😭😭😭😭