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I have decided to take action against the fact I am a massive slob and actually tidy my room
New york I love you but you're bringing me down
I love Matthew Gray Gubler
Someone text me/dm or something :(
Stole my dad's phone lolzy
The worst people in life are the people that pee on toilet seats
i love my cousin
@shannongarrity2 shes so pretty and amazing i wanna be her..
So fucked off that my new phone STILL hasn't arrived
We were lovers; now we can't be friends.
There's some fit person loitering outside my house, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
"Just DM him your number and say it was a virus!"
@tessawilks "Can I be your gay boyfriend?" wise words from Connor
Why am I in Havering :''''(
#IDidntTextYouBackBecause NO ONE TEXT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAAAHA HA
I'm not a lesbian but if a girl has her boobs half hanging out I can't help but look at them cos they're just there, staring at you.
My handwriting is so ugly; nothing I write ever looks neat
Matthew Lewis (Neville from Harry Potter)
pic.twitter.com/pR8COSleUL Being up early today has made me feel like my eyes are slowly being eaten by tiny parasites.
@caitlinsmells_ I actually said this out loud in a very middle class manner when I read that.
pic.twitter.com/5TVUUcNYQ1 Wish people would stop inviting me to their shitty events/games on Facebook.
Watching some French programme; there's a word for knob
People complaining about Britain's Got Talent; shut up and turn it fucking off if you hate it so much, fucking hell.
Just heard the worst remix of Kodalie's Love Like This on the radio.
Felt like changing my background
I saw you pass me by, not alone, not even a smile and I said we're saying goodbye.
Goodbye.
You're an absolute cunt and I hope someone shits on everything you love.
People need to realize when they say something as 'joke' it can actually be kinda hurtful
Send me over some gals for a good luvin'
Still unsure why Samie needed to put tanning lotion on today
Did I leave my life to chance
Or did I make you fucking dance
wanna throw bricks at you and whisper yolo as you cry
This whole obsession with green tea; is it actually any good?
So happy Mad Dogs is back
Okay so what the fucking fuck.
I hate it when I start to really like a song and then get addicted to it and can't stop playing it until I get sick of it :(
Spotify is fucking with my shit tonight
That I'll die alone, not that I'll marry someone called like, Yip
Did that coke can ring pull shit where it gives you the initial of who you'll marry. I got a Y. A fucking Y. Taking that as a sign
Destroy me, what are we? Sink your teeth into me.
Then leave me.
I wanna stay up late in your room at night, wanna watch my world grow old and die.
Mum keeps asking me why I've not been out with my 'friends' in ages because I haven't yet broken to her that I now only have like, 2 friends
SO MANY FRIED CHICKEN SHOPS