Sam: "Apparently cheese makes you flatulent."
Harry: "Yeah! If you waft cheese in front of your asshole, it makes you fart!!"
When someone that never writes anything on the group chat finally talks vine.co/v/ib25tXFXXDD
I must go and see The 1975 again :'(
Can't believe it's pancake day and I've had no pancakes cos Tesco had no mix left </3
MAYBE I don't have £200 to spend to go live in the middle of nowhere and count plankton for a week
Don't make something compulsory yet attach a fee to it, especially when it counts towards everyone's grade
Absolutely ridiculous that I have a COMPULSORY field trip worth 6 CATS in term 3, yet uni are charging everyone £200 to go on it???
"An emergency stop is when you accelerate and break at the same time right?" 😑
in hindsight, a fairly self-explanatory question to ask a biology student
Heather: "did you do Biology at A-level?"
WHY ARE ALL MY LECTURES ABOUT BEANS????
Never go to Moo Bar, it's deader than Caitlin's bants
I'd like to say you've changed but you're always the same, I got a feeling that the marijuana's rotting your brain
'I remind myself of Noonoo off of the teletubbies" okay haz
'Wouldn't it be funny to put let a bunch of people into the wild, naked, and yell "BE FREEEEE"' okay Sam
Why does everyone eat on the train???
Sam just ran to the corner of my room, sat on the floor, and farted 4 times??
Always forget how much of an error going clubbing sober is
'You have a case of the chub'
"I'll fucking eat u with it then"
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Take me back to first year
Why does everyone hate John so much
It got to midnight and @caitlinsmells_
ran off to bed, think she's secretly ogre fiona
H8 when I've showered and decide to cook straight after and smell like onion for the rest of the day
Damn that's me
Before you go clubbing vs end of the night
Just inhaled and my back cracked, literally have the bones of a 90 year old woman
is it uni life OR is it drinking alone watching silent witness and feeling sad life???
episode over Angie Bowie is like a Shakespearian tragedy - its very difficult to watch.
: "Let's get a house bunny!!" Harry: "Noo let's get a woof woof!" 😂
When someone in the squad says they'll have a party
When you're chillin with someone and you're thinking about how you never wanna chill with em again
not prepared for the mental and emotional trauma
Don't think I'll ever want to move out of home sorry mum sorry dad
99% of the pictures I like on Instagram are of cats
Need a dog/cat in my life
Finished my book and now I don't know what to do with myself
Think my New Years resolution will be to work on the fact that the majority of ppl I meet dislike me/start to dislike me very quickly💆🏼
who did this 😂9
Out in a group of 6 and the bouncer comes over only to ID me and @xxSri17xx
it also means seeing me which, in itself, is worth looking forward to. Also daily CBB sesh... 😏
one more week until I go back to uni which means work and mess fml
Lecturers that use powerpoint but don't put it on slideshow mode are the bane of my life
Just rolled over in bed and my back made such a disgusting clicking noise I thought I'd broken my spine
Have I ever felt this tired before??? No 😢