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Carolyn Jones
“@usamaadil: God i'm fatt...” ME EVERY FUCKING DAY
Mum getting stressed over the skateboards all over the garden like omg it was sooo not me it was 4 year old Connor like even ask him omg
Ok it's been 10 months and I'm still ridiculously in love with @CSinger86 anybody got any advice? I've tried bullying him :(
Uhhhhhhh night then guys
I can't promise you the world but I can promise to buy you food and touch your butt.
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"mom, i'm hungry" "there's plenty of food in the fridge"
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My cat is sad because he once accidentally farted on a bee and still frequently feels genuinely dreadful about it.
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Have you ever been so bored you cried
Just want curl up in my blanket and hibernate forever #cba
My cat is sad because he wants to listen to some gentle folk music but my other cat keeps putting on records by Toto.
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As if it's been a year since I met @CSinger86 face to face #cute #gonesoquick #celebratingwithwine
Poorly Connor tucked up in the dogs bed watching Monsters Inc. Cuteeeee.
are you a banana because I find you a peeling
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My cat is sad because he tried to reach out and hug this twig and become its friend but it coldly rejected him.
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My cat is sad because a friend hurt him recently & now thinks he can walk back into his life as if nothing happened.
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