Byerie Irving and LeGone James
Who would've thought that a hot dog wearing headphones would take over the world.
Friend: Hey man I completely forgot I owe you $30
Me: ehh... don't worry about it.
Friend: Are you sure!?
Me: No, pay me my damn money.
Rob Lowe thought he saw Bigfoot, but it was just Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe from the DIRECTV commercial.
Things I've done while being #Deadtired @mysleepscore
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David West just gave Tristan Thompson mono.
Ughhh so clingy.
, you guys sell the freshest buns hands down.
It's the weekend! Remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. #OldMil
Big shoutout to the people who never give up on chasing a piece of paper in the wind that only moves when they try to pick it up.
1990: I hope there are flying cars in the future!
Her: I'm cheating on you.
Him: You can save a ton of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
Her: I'm still cheating on you.
Me: Hey man you're Clay from 13 Reasons Why!
Dylan: Yup that's me.
Dylan: Well, I should get to class.
Come listen to my playlist live at 2pm EST on the @vertigoislive
app! Link to download is in my bio. #sp #Vertigoislive
Every year I get excited for the Browns to draft. Its like watching the 1st movie of a trilogy, hating it, then getting hyped for the next 2
Today is my birthday. My ID Says 27, but my hairline says 40.
We just wanted to wish you an amazing Birthday!
I'm giving out Spotify Premium gift cards to a few lucky listeners tonight! I'll be going live on @vertigoislive
in 2 hours! Link in bio.
We must stop these criminals.
Is "asking for a friend" just a way for people to ask a question and make it seem like someone else asked it? Asking for a friend.
I will never be able to put away multiple pieces of Tupperware successfully.
Car Salesmen 🚗s
I'm giving out Spotify Premium gift cards to a few listeners tonight! Going live on @vertigoislive
in 2 hours! bit.ly/2o7dspP #sp
Who remembers this movie?
You stay classy, Cleveland.
*pulled over by cop*
Cop: Did you know that your tags are expired?
Me: You're it!
Me running away: Renewed!
I'm surprised Pixar hasn't made a movie about Snapchat filters yet.
Best purchase I've ever made.
When you're at a department store and walk by the fragrance associate...
A ghost's first haunting. Had a blast playing with #Lomics
App 🚀😄 If you want to create a story like mine - download th@lomicsapp
10% Battery Remaining
You can't make this stuff up.
Homeless man: Spare some change?
Me: Sorry I only have a card.
*Pulls out iPad with square reader*
Homeless man: You were saying?
Merry Christmas everyone! #MerryChristmas
So that's what he's up to.
One of the most genuine and likable people in all of sports. We lost a legend today. Rest in peace, Craig Sager. #SagerStrong
Whenever someone asks me "Is everything okay?" I respond with "No, I am a Cleveland Browns fan."
Guy: Hey do you know Twenty One Pilots?
Other Guy: I've only flown once so I only know one pilot. His name is Doug. He is very nice.
Little-known fact: Bear mugs make coffee taste 43% better 🐻☕️2
Joe: I did it
Barack: Did what?
Joe: Installed an airbag in the Oval Office chair
When your parents make you sing Christmas carols to the neighbor that handed out veggie chips on Halloween
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