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Brandon Zingale
Great. Thanks mom and dad.
Hey guys. My company just released a new app called "Squad." (Kind of like group Snapchat) It's Available in the iOS App Store, and the link to download it is in my bio. Let me know what you guys think!! #Squad #SquadUp #inthesquad
When I see a human child on a leash.
Squad is now available for download on the iOS App Store! Squad up!… #Squad #InTheSquad
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If you put your child on a leash, first off fuck you, second off, don't be offended if people try to pet them.
Absolutely fucking pumped Jets fan
#CanWeBringBack everything from the 90's? Except JNCO Jeans and Fred Durst.
An @Uber to the moon would cost around $260,000. This also depends on the Uber Vehicle, city, and if the car can fly. And can go 25,000 mph.
.@Adele surely never expected Napoleon Dynamite to pick up on the other line when she called to say “Hello"
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Thanks, @EW 🙌🏼�RmRy
Adele won't bring Napoleon his Chapstick
How the fuck does a fire extinguisher factory burn down?
100% fuck no at all times.
When your side Turtle is seen with one of the squad members.
Gang member that is secretly gay pt. 3
I like how people say that they are "expecting" a baby, as if it might come out as a shark or a turtleneck sweater.
Halloween shenanigans w/ @ksassy0808
Idiot: I don't have directions to my destination. Me: Google Maps Idiot: ok, now what??
Guy who is unfortunately nicknamed Short Lee
Good stuff by the homie @caleb_natale 🎾 Glad this blew upU
If you plan on going as Kim Kardashian for Halloween, just be a plastic bag filled with semen, self tanner, and a pregnancy test.
😊😊🍺💑 @ksassy0808
Gang member that is secretly gay pt. 2
How I avoid crying while chopping onions
Gang member that is secretly gay
1 game Jason Witten missed came in 2003 rookie season (broken jaw). Bill Parcells brought baby food to hospital in hopes he'd keep weight on
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My total at the store was $19.74. The cashier says "you probably weren't even born yet." We laughed, then she caught a left hook to the dome
Feeling a little under the weather today
#tbt haven't aged a bit.
Kanye can sell this shit and I can't even sell a set of golf clubs on Craigslist #YeezySeason2
Had a great time at the Buckeyes game and taking @ksassy0808 to her first game at Ohio Stadium!! 🏈🏈
To my Fantasy Football Lovers 🏈 I have teamed up with FanDuel to reward you guys with free FanDuel cash! Just go to the link in my bio, sign up and make a deposit, and FanDuel will match your deposit up to $200! ( Deposit $10 get $10 for free) Just hit "Join Now" and start winning some serious cash

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