Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the person you thought would never hurt you.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
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Don't let the person who didn't love you keep you from the one who will.
The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.
Respect is earned. Honesty is appreciated. Trust is gained. Loyalty is returned.
"Success" depends on the second letter.
Stop hoping for things to happen, and make them happen.
Sometimes you have to let go of what's behind you, in order to see what is in front of you.
Live like today is your last.
Life only comes around once, so do whatever makes you happy, and be with whoever makes you smile.
Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end) everything has an end except fam(ily)..
Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller with each mistake.
Ancient Egyptians believed that their god Atum, created the universe by masturbating, so Pharaohs masturbated ceremonially into the Nile.
f someone really wants to see you, they'll find a reason, they'll find a way, and they'll make the effort.
If you dial 3-3-2-3-9-3 on a phone, it will play the Power Rangers theme song.
The odds of being killed by falling out of your bed: 1 in 2 million. The odds of dying in a plane crash: 1 in 25 million.
Don't make fun of fat girls, elephants never forget.
Women who eat chocolate on a daily basis have a higher sex drive.
Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you’ll die tomorrow.
YouTube is addicting, I click on a music video, and next thing you know I'm watching how to make ice cream.