Entire time wife was pregnant, people rubbed her tummy and said congrats.
Nobody rubbed my balls and said "well done". So not fair.
ok my twitter is doing some really weird shit right now
how to be fucking cool as hell:
• turn into me
• that’s it. that’s fucking it
*leaves class to go to the bathroom*
*tours entire school*
Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough.
drinking some coffee. coffee#
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it's amazing how many people I know who don't have twitter....
RT if you're a piece of shit
Anquan Boldin has more offensive yards than the Jaguars as a team did today.
the first 4 minutes of TomorrowLand 2k13 give me chills. #amazing #breathtaking
Let's see those RTs to unlock our prize today. #mgmgrandgiveaway #LIVEatMGM
I will consume A LOT of carbs today
1. happy birthday @how___ard
2. note to self: when trying to sleep, don't listen to exercise music, like @deadmau5
My week is basically:
Can't believe I'm ranked number 1 out of the top 50 players, what kind of fucking asshole compares me with 49 others.
Tie a rope around your neck until you pass out.
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I love this emoji 💁 she's just like DUH bitch 💁 lol i don't give a fuck 💁 you're ugly 💁 whatcha gonna do about it 💁 whatever bitch 💁
Retweet if you've played sports :
Most of the laugh tracks you hear on TV were recorded in the 1950s, which means a lot of the people you hear laughing are dead.
Don't spend time doing things that make you unhappy.
Happiness is yours to have, so go and get it. Have a great day!
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