Just passed a church called Journey Church, I bet they don't stop believin'.
A hut for both sunglasses AND pizza. That's what we need.
Wouldn't it be funny if when you grabbed your golf ball out of a hole a hand reached up and grabbed yours
We're out here, we have anything we want.
Gotta love when you're driving, your mom has the AUX cord, and the first song she plays is Marvin's Room.
Chet Atkins - Mr. Sandman (TV 1954) - As a guitarist, this makes me insecure. Gotta love Chet Atkins. youtu.be/n-c66SJPuUI
Throw everyone off guard by adding a saxophone solo to a song instead of guitar.
You know it's a good Easter dinner when someone threatens to stab someone with a fork and the word cocksucker is said.
Sooooo, the valet guy at the Embassy suites in Chicago doesn't like me now.. oh well....
What does this button do?
In desperate need of sleep.
I'm pretty sure that @MaisieKirn
's tweets speak more to me than any other social media profile out there.
Pro tip: make sure to look at lots of bright lights if you have a migraine, and drink lots of caffeinated beverages.
Listened to the record, Lost in the Wind, by The War on Drugs for the first time last night. That is some solid music. Love it.
WE GOT THE BIGGEST CAUCUS IN THE COUNTRY.
Puppy monkey baby was an acid trip commercial.
Starbucks gets my musical seal of approval after I just heard them playing Lord Huron. Just awesome.
Five months away... From my favorite holiday.
I guess the only ideas I had today were somehow related to screenplay.
Pure genius, that's what that is.