So I guess this isn't quiet anymore. twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Mother Teresa
If you let me drive, I promise we'll get there in half the time!
I accidentally stabbed my tongue with a fork while eating salad then I burnt it while eating pizza. Perfect dinner.
I would definitely be the first one to die in a rap battle.
Rivers get connected and end up so much stronger than expected.
using the word 'obstreperous' casually is pretty uncalled for。 but yah I'm glad I got to learn a word I'll never use ^_^
I'm not a huge fan of Earl Grey tea, I prefer Earl Blue.
Teenagers can somehow falsify conclusions that are drawn from facts.
Just passed a church called Journey Church, I bet they don't stop believin'.
A hut for both sunglasses AND pizza. That's what we need.
Wouldn't it be funny if when you grabbed your golf ball out of a hole a hand reached up and grabbed yours
We're out here, we have anything we want.
Gotta love when you're driving, your mom has the AUX cord, and the first song she plays is Marvin's Room.
Chet Atkins - Mr. Sandman (TV 1954) - As a guitarist, this makes me insecure. Gotta love Chet Atkins. youtu.be/n-c66SJPuUI
Throw everyone off guard by adding a saxophone solo to a song instead of guitar.
You know it's a good Easter dinner when someone threatens to stab someone with a fork and the word cocksucker is said.
Sooooo, the valet guy at the Embassy suites in Chicago doesn't like me now.. oh well....