How I Met Your Music! It's just like sex, only with more moaning and less nudity: bit.ly/howimetyourmus…
Shooting our 200th HIMYM episode, which means that if you lined all the episodes up and boned them, one or two are bound to get pregnant.
If there isn't a restaurant in the South called The Bacon-Dixon Line, I have no faith in humanity.
BROS II BROS. RT @HimymCraig
: So @BoyzIIMen
stopped by to cover a #HIMYM
classic today and it was awesome - pic.twitter.com/LlBHHSfMfs
Can you twt all day without using th lttr "E" #challngaccptd
Check out this new song from @clearsidemusic
! Reminds me of that sexy, sweaty rave I went to in the 2nd Matrix tinyurl.com/l5k4anh
Not great, Richie Incognito. Not great.
Check out my girl Cristin Milioti on the @HIMYMpodcast
. She's not a mother, she's THE MOTHER. bit.ly/himympodcast
And we're a few days late on National Coming Out Day, but big ups to all the Bros and Lady Bros who stood up. You are all awesome.
Tonight's HIMYM written by @thedougmand
, check out LegalPokerAruba.com
-- I'm the CEbrO. Ranjit just wears the visor.
Bros and Lady Bros: Here is my blog from after last night's episode. Broliferation. It's a thing! cbs.com/shows/how_i_me…
This is NOT funny. I feel this man's pain.
are in Vegas preparing for hibernation by eating and drinking everything in a five mile radius. Strippers taste weird.
Australia! It’s time to meet the mother. #HIMYM
’s final season begins 8pm Thursday September 26 on Seven.
Hey Philippines! The legendary ending is about to begin! How I Met Your Mother Season 9 premieres on Sept.26, Thursday @ 8PM on @2nd_Avenue
Oh you know, just @BryanCranston
RETURNING TO HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. BRB GRABBING MY METH TO CELEBRATE. cbs.com/shows/how_i_me…
SEASON 9 PREMIERE TONIGHT. It's gonna be LEGEN-- you've-already-been-waiting-for-it-so-I-won't-make-you-wait-for-it-- DARY
My friend Neil is hosting the Emmy's on Sunday. Then, the HIMYM season 9 premiere on Monday. Maybe consider watching those things, Twitter.
Wear condoms. It's like getting constant high-fives for your weiner.
I just threw my back out trying to perform the Alaskan Flamingo with two girls at once. #throwbackthursday
Less tweety, more writey, George. RT @georgesloan
: Writing my third episode of HIMYM and getting nostalgic that it's going to be my last...
Con my way into becoming the only male inmate on Orange Is The New Black? Challenge accepted, Taystee.
I did Fantasy Football once. It was, uh, not what I thought it would be.
I can count on one hand the number of girls I've slept with. My hand is enormous.
RULING: It's okay to slap another Bro's ass as you walk by him as long as there are two layers between hand and cheek.
Ladies, what's your favorite part of a man's body? It's upper thighs, right? Gotta be upper thighs.
Straight from the Brold Testament... RT @HimymCraig
: Look what Broses brought us! #HIMYM pic.twitter.com/qx8M0XKIUc
The Playbook, page 232: THE CARLOS DANGER -- Unleashing your weiner online and running for public office. (props, AW)
So HIMYM dominated Comic-Con. What up, @GameOfThrones
? The Mother is Coming, bitches. popwatch.ew.com/2013/07/22/com…
HIMYM will be at Comic-Con this weekend. Copious fist bumps will be given to anyone in a ducky tie.
India you know you my girl. YOU KNOW YOU MY GIRL, INDIA.
India is not only the name of my favorite stripper, it's also a place! So India, check out the HIMYM S8 premiere tonight on @StarWorldIndia
Happy 4th of Brew-ly. See? It's not just Bro puns. It's beer ones too. Very important to have a versatile pun game.
I really don't like wearing socks during sex so I stopped having sex.
I've decided to take sex back for men. It's ours again, bros. REJOICE.
Can't say for sure, but I'm confident "Night Night, Little Marvin" would've been my boy Marvin Gaye's bedtime song. bit.ly/12E6M34
Like Coolio said, there ain't no party like a nighttime tuba party. Check out "Night Night, Little Marvin" on iTunes: bit.ly/12E6M34
Bro Tip: If you're gonna watch a chick flick with your bros, make sure it's Love Actually.
KFC for dinner. Sex for dessert. #iAteTheBones #IBonedThe8s
Bros. Girl Bros. Smart Bros. Dumb Bros. Hipster Bros. Goth Bros. Doobie Bros. Mario Bros. Watch GOODWIN GAMES tonight. 8:30. FOX.
After making a deal w/ the devil, Darryl Strawberry's forced to shag balls for eternity. This fall: "Strawberry Fields Forever." #pilotwatch
Tried writing a screenplay once but stopped when I found out they already made Coyote Ugly.
Huge. RT @gregorcorp
: The most insightful article on reveal of The Mother on the Internet. Thank you @UncleChunkies m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/s…
AWESOME idea of the day: Watch The Goodwin Games pilot. hulu.com/the-goodwin-ga…
Season Finale tonight! Gonna be legen-- uh... crap... been 8 years, the mind's starting to go.. uhh let's go with --tastic. LEGENTASTIC.
*clears throat* RT @alydenisof
: Tonight is a good night to watch How I Met Your Mother. The promos say its the MOTHER of all shows!
When a girl buys a ticket to Coachella does it include the hippie headpiece, cut-off shorts, and ankle boots, or is it each sold separately?
Aside from global warming, famine, poverty and genocide, I can't think of a single thing worse than going to work with the sniffles.