Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Barney Stinson
comedy 516,031 followers
At a conference, Frasier runs into Howard Stern (cameo). F: I also get my callers to strip down—to their emotional cores. Stern: Sounds hot.
Retweeted by Barney Stinson
Roz starts dating a circus performer. Frasier: "Apparently he has a degree from a clown college." Niles: "He went to Stanford?"
Retweeted by Barney Stinson
Big ups to Pam Fryman, our wonderful director who's largely responsible for me pulling so much tail the past 9 years. Basically my pimp.
sdfgsldkfgnlksdj RT @ActuallyNPH: I just uttered my last word as Barney "Awesomepants" Stinson today.
I can finally bang coworkers without any repercussions! That's the dream! RT @HIMYM_Writers: The final week of HIMYM...
No collection of idiots better than those folks. @HIMYM_Writers forever.
With HIMYM ending and nobody willing to pay us to keep running the account (I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man), follow our writers!
There's been no greater influence on HIMYM than "Graduation (Friends Forever)" by Vitamin C. Societal touchstone.
As we go on... we remember... RT @CarterBays: Principle writing of How I Met Your Mother is now complete.
THESE KIDS RULE. AND LOOK SHARP! Way to always suit up, Danny!…
Leave one in there. RT @notalwaysweak: @Broslife what if they're in someone else's pants?
Take your hands out of your pants for tonight's HIMYM. You'll need 'em.
I can explain. RT @CobieSmulders: Does anyone know how to get glitter out of….well…everything?
After all we've been through, you still hang in there, tough as ever. You're my best friend in the world. Merry Christmas, penis.
How I Met Your Music! It's just like sex, only with more moaning and less nudity:…
Shooting our 200th HIMYM episode, which means that if you lined all the episodes up and boned them, one or two are bound to get pregnant.
If there isn't a restaurant in the South called The Bacon-Dixon Line, I have no faith in humanity.
BROS II BROS. RT @HimymCraig: So @BoyzIIMen stopped by to cover a #HIMYM classic today and it was awesome -
Can you twt all day without using th lttr "E" #challngaccptd ttps://
Check out this new song from @clearsidemusic ! Reminds me of that sexy, sweaty rave I went to in the 2nd Matrix