Gotta be careful walking around in my birthday suit with no curtains. The neighbors might get a free show
i hate when little kids cry and scream in public like chill drama queen. i should be the one crying and screaming.
The 1st time she FaceTime you vs The 10th time she FaceTime you.. pic.twitter.com/Y5n3DcML8d
"I just want a tub that covers my knees and boobs at the same time." #Meredith #GreysAnatomy #onpoint
People: why do you work at the YMCA if you hate kids?
Me: I like money duh mf
My HIGHEST respect for this man. pic.twitter.com/BfY1A7s2NS
today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized pic.twitter.com/Ue35nIejMM
When u think ur straight but then ruby rose comes and confuses you pic.twitter.com/tL08MZXWTI
Coffee or it doesn't happen ☕️
I cut you out of my life because you're a shady bitch. The rumors you're spreading just proves that. Get over it already 💅🏽
stoked for summer; stoked for life
Don't know what I would do without @BrookeWoodz
GIRL ON GIRL HATE IS SO 2000 AND LATE, GET OVER URSELVES HUG A BITCH AND COMPLIMENT HER CUTE EYE MAKEUP
Dancers in a champagne glass at a 1960s party pic.twitter.com/HD7CL46Fom
Can't stop watching the new season of Orange is the New Black😍
"Hello sir I noticed your shirt is on and I'm just wondering why you hate me." - me to the hot men of LA
We live like zombies.
We wake up, carry out habits and go to sleep only to wake up and do it again. You exist, but do you feel alive?
I would absolutely die if one of those came near me😖twitter.com/qualitylawley/…
When the teachers makes the ghetto student participate in class. (IB: @GingerWLavender
) (Vine by 4everkelz) vine.co/v/O35b6m5vjFt
bad blood is such a sassy song like YAAAAS TayTay throw dat shade like it's sunny gurl
Dillion's half asleep and I told him there's a murderer upstairs and he said "well get him a glass of water" 😂
Missing Florida, my tan, & most importantly @mrscarliehoward & @jonnakins 💞
It's so funny seeing girls randomly tweet "lol" bc girl I feel you what did you just see who you wanna fight what he do
What I would do to make you laugh just one more time 🙇🏼
Update: they're for everyone so I'm eating 3
When you're not sure if the donuts on the break room table are for everyone but you eat one anyways
After you post a selfie and you get that "hey how have you been" text pic.twitter.com/TFIaCo2YqU
Focusing on my skin, health, happiness and relaxation this summer
FAFSA be like "I see your younger brother has a lemonade stand...$0 for you"
i don't feel like participating in life today
When your school is low on staff pic.twitter.com/QAEYJzQAsd
right I finished it in two days and I'm dying for a new season. I love Frankie too, she's great!
When you're upset about something & people keep bringing it up 😀 fuck off m8
Married to the money, I ain't ever lettin gooooo. Just kidding. I'm broke.
Life is messy, but God has a plan.