he don't wanna talk to u? lol baby there are 10 other dudes dyin to talk to u AND take u out, u good
Flashback Friday to high school where graphic tees and straight hair were all the rage
My motivation is almost as empty as my savings account.
Screwed when my lease is up lol but I really don't want to be tied down to Brookings for another year 🙄
Miley's Instagram post 😍�#10YearsOfHannahMontana
Sprawling out is actually better. I sleep like a sloth twitter.com/malkassel/stat…
I want to get high and go camping
I miss you 👯
Neighbor's 4-year-old child: Can Anna be the new babysitter? She chases me and shakes me and it's SO much fun!
Me: I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!
I got robbed by a sweet little old lady on a motorized cart, and I didn't even see it coming! Ahh
My camera angling skills need some improvement, but Dbrunz is pretty cool. Not Tim w/ his corrupt gang signs.
Horrors of the factory farm: they need to be exposed not hidden! Retweet change.org/p/stop-new-mis… #aggag
What was the greatest gift I have ever got? True love.
at least you don't need stitches
at least you didn't fall down the stairs at the 9 🙃
I love him so much 🐾
we r the same
You know I'm having fun at a party when I fall down the stairs #casual
Since when did they make light bulbs that play music and change colors at the same time
I've got 99 problems and like 73 of them would be solved if these Greys Anatomy couples were still together
There exists a special kind of hell for people who don't tip
I'm the girl version of my dad
Thanks for taking 4 shots of everclear with me. Hope your birthday is as belligerent as this day was. 🤘🏽
"I think on Friday I'm going to be classy and on Saturday I'll be trashy"
THE Jody Kriz everybody
Pinch me and I punch you...in the throat 🍀
tell the other five to square the fuck up twitter.com/kelssseyharmon…
I was thinking about buying a salad shaker bowl. I made the mistake of looking up salad tosser.
What I do wrong? 😕J
White people: Let's contact the dead and see what happens
Black Voice of reason : let's contact an uber so you can take yo crazy ass home
Jeremy ran away 3 times this week , somebody need to beat Jeremy ass
Then the local cop picks them up and takes them home 🙄🙄 " Yeah sherry , I just picked up Jeremy on highway 72, I'll bring him home for ya "
probably the best essay introduction I've read in a while
Johnny Cash - "Hurt" (2002)
Dr. Avery 💞s
Did that April & Jackson episode fuck anyone else up? Because I was crying throughout the whole thing. Also annoyed on the lack of update!!
We like Everclear. Everclear doesn't like us. #Pukegang
If I hear you say "get that dog away from me" I automatically hate you
Planning on it! I need warmth twitter.com/jopatti13/stat…
Why is everyone so boring
I fucking love the Jackass movies
Bitterness keeps you from flyin #timmcgraw 💜
Overactive emotional empathy actually ruins my life. I'm always sad for other beings and I don't know how to turn it off.