Have u ever seen a more epic feud
So happy I can finally afford to buy my parents gifts they deserve
when u wanna hang out with people but ur perpetual self doubt makes u feel like you're not really part of the group… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
looking through the #thickashellchallenge
while you're shaped like a refrigerator
haters will say its fake #thickashellchallenge
west river is better 🙄h
me to me: STOP. SPENDING. MONEY. LIKE. YOU'RE. NOT. BROKE. STUPID. IRRESPONSIBLE. ASS. BITCH.
THE BABY GOT ME DYING 😂#Fuckitupchallenge
My goal for 2017 is to never let myself fall as low as i did this year..never again.
its so fucking corny for men to disrespect women.. like your mom must be the biggest CORN BALL ever.
what my pasta sees before i eat it
I am not afraid to speak my mind, when will people understand that i'm not shutting my mouth for the comfort of the ignorant
me trying to escape from my problems
i've said it before and i'll say it again, sick of seeing such amazing girls being treated like shit by boys that really aren't worth it
wish y'all would understand how much you deserve 😭 pls just delete the ugly/lame/unmotivated fuckboy from y'all phones that never replies
iF U WAKE UP iN THE MiDDLE OF THE NiGHT DONT BE AFRAiD TO SMOKE SOME WEED TO HELP U FALL BACK ASLEEP .... MMMMK
Thank you Steve, Derek and @EstherThePig
for letting @cbcdocs @Think_Animaldoc
into your home and our hearts :)… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
It also takes a special kind of A-hole to degrade everybody that's not a straight, white, Christian. You make a liv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
They want this little boy dead so bad omg😭u
Let's all just take a moment
My wife has on this fitted green dress...I've been drinking. She doesn't stand a chance.
I just realized I drove all the way from brookings to Wagner with my gas cap hanging out…🙃😭
Thankful to live in a place where you can be whoever you want to be. ✌🏻️F
I celebrate my gratitude by hugging animals, not eating them. Happy Thanksgiving to all.
America: If you are not OUTRAGED by what is happening to the Lakota at Standing Rock, you are NOT paying attention.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
anyway heres my bean eating a bean
How do you find peace and happiness in a world full of suffering?
LOOOOOOL HE DID WHAT TO RAVEN?
True life: in luv with newt
Words from @stellarae
Crying to Cedric Diggory tributes hbu
last week my brother put shrimp in some pasta I was eating fully aware I'm deathly allergic to shrimp so he could s… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Meat? I haven't heard that name in years...
If you watched her audition you'll be excited about this
When you're getting roasted and you hold back that one joke that will destroy a person's will to live
Darryl thinks he's such a man because he works in a warehouse. Big deal. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter.
how dare you remind me where my food came from, i was trying to stay disconnected to it forever so i wouldn't feel guilty
me: wow my life is going so well right now nothing can ruin this!
if ur an art major and can't name this piece... drop out
As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming toward my face, my entire life flashed before my eyes. Guess what? I have four kids.
give us the crackhead we deserve
Everyone: "Must be hard being vegan on Thanksgiving, sucks that you cant eat anything."
Me: okay today I'm going to eat lots of fruits & veggies, new day new me
Me to me: eat your body weight in pasta
"It's ________ birthday"
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthd… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
why my cinnamon role look like ET
bus a nut