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Somebody come out to Fort
I take a Viagra every night before I go to sleep so I don't roll out of bed. #kickstand
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Fucking seizures what the fuck. Cant legally drive or swim. Why are humans so fragile, shit. #mentalwreck
This is, hands down, the hardest week of my life. #needtotalk
The most amazing lady I know, grandma you are my biggest inspiration. Your goal was to make it to my graduation and I'm so sad that you can't. I am so proud to be related to you. Love you
Tonight I saw what true love is,looking into the eyes of your partner in your last bit of time together and singing softly a nightly lullaby
At the mercy of my own thoughts #ImFucked #Terrified
Fuck worst news ever
Great. I have panic attacks as of last week. #greatnews #scaredofmyownmind
Badgirl fever is the only thing worse than allergies
A lot of cops make me feel uneasy. Just because you have a badge doesn't mean they're automatically a good person.
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Hang in there grandma, you've surprised us before by pulling through, just one more time! #Hopeful
wait yes, yes I can.
Can I get tattoo sleeves yet please.
This isn't a guilt game kid, piss off
All hail the king, peons.
shoot me, I've been listening to 93.7 consistently and actually enjoying country. #MakesTheSunHotter
Just because you're older than me doesn't mean you're always automatically right #stop
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Somebody lets get coffee
A warm breeze blew across the deck as the slightly overweight gardener lost his balance and tumbled into the birdbath. #VeryShortStories
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I'm glad Brock is lowkey bc all the bitches would be on his dick if they knew about him tbh
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I want to go to cali already *too see talin
I want to go to cali already
The direct correlation between my increasing amount of pessimism/cynicism and progressing age is mindblowing.
@BrockPhillipsDM I feel ya dude, college will be better. You'll have hot artsy girls to go after
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"@TalTheCreator: @BrockPhillipsDM I feel ya dude, college will be better. You'll have hot artsy girls to go after" Mmm singers
For fucks sake I give up
If you don't have time for it, then make time for it!
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Killer. Made 200 dollars at work followed by some good relaxation. #Lifeguardlife
#NighttimeSexyCrewV2 #ImFeelin22 #Tswift #Whiterock #AAMP #yoloswed #OtherThanLookinFine #Hobbies #RowRowRowYourBryce #Rowingteam #water #sand #malemodels #exceptbrockofcourse
Lifeguard party cuddle puddle #itsokaybegay #lifeguard #lifgrd #gay
Shine bright like @stephenduncan96
Whiterock #beauty #lllaaadddiiiess
Lfa good job tonight, not bad fire
Who should Marcus choose? Juicy or Laquisha #ShitJerrySpringerSays