Tell me more about your unrealistic New Years resolution
Almost every successful person begins with two beliefs: the future can be better than the present and I have the power to make it so.
If you have to rely on someone else for your happiness, you're living your life wrong
After my finals I'm gonna needs some MaryJane, cheesecake, Netflix and 3847365 hrs of sleep
Ive had four hours of sleep in the past two days, and i dont even care bc im done after today 👌🏻
Great win over @UTSATKE
as we stopped their undefeated season and move on to the next round of the finals! Good job… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
I don't understand how annoying one can be
If you care enough to talk shit about someone then you're probably just jealous.
if you’re truly important to someone, they will go out of their way to show you that. You shouldn’t ever have to 2nd guess if someone cares.
I get so annoyed when my paper crumples for erasing too hard
The day of graduation I'm gonna shotgun a beer in every single building on this campus
Toasted marshmallow chocolate mousse.
if I happily answer your phone call at 8 in the morning, feel special. I am not a morning person. 🌞
When your neurobiology professor tells the class that she will be clean for a year in July
When you get the garage pass for Ximenes and your friend gets Baurles and now we can use both 😎
My photos in my phone consists of homework, lab data/report and more homework 🙃
My roommates getting yelled at by his mom. You know you did something wrong if your mom travels to scream at you #🎧on
Need food but can't get out of my bed
Life would suck without a goal. Like what do you wake up for? Why would you work? Why would you even wake up?
"You see really big guys with huge muscles? They've got tiny testicles! Grape size!" Long-loop negative feed back
There's a limit to the patience
I believe in "second chance" but if you betray me, you're dead to me.