"Is that your son?"
Me "no he's my brother.."
"You guys look so a like though"
Me "because he's my brother.."
I need some motivation in my life.
I can't wait a couple years from now in the future when the most exciting part of my day is coming home to my wife and kids..
You should go & love yourself
I could just watch this over & over again. twitter.com/TweetLikeAGirI…
Why does this only happen in the movies. twitter.com/TweetLikeAGirI…
This morning was fucking crazy awesome.
Me when I found out how much strippers make
Ahh coffee is what I needed
A lil more gas than brake, a lil more Crown than Coke.
I keep my sexual side to myself because I'm pretty sure it would scare most people
Is there anybody who likes trouble as much as me?
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert.... except you're deaf.
They gave the birds laxatives 💀�7T
Im very blessed to have amazing people in my life. There amazing
When you're drunk at 2am..... vine.co/v/MlB2rDh2aA6
I wish my dad wasn't such an asshole.