We stand with you, Dr. King #happybirthdayMLK #MLKDAY
If you weren't born with perfect eyesight you don't deserve glasses
TWO BIDET COMPANIES ARE BEEFING ON MY TIMELINE
TRUMP: Nobody cares about my tax returns
Thinking about Von Dutch trucker hats...📸 by@MeganThompson
I'm at a loss for words....
🚨 HOLY KEYTAR 🚨 It's FINALLY HERE! Benjamin Franklin Time Traveler: The Musical! Don't forget to like & sharegoo.gl/38ewUZ
Shoutout to the extremely talented cast of #Franklin
SO MUCH LOVE!
I would go to Coachella every year if the lineup looked like this.
When all of your automated bill payments hit at once.
8 Ways to Distract Your Lover from the Pile of Snakes That Lives In Your Bedroom: reductr.es/1sy2hUC
One time my sister scared the shit out of my parents by walking down the stairs like this
This advent calendar is shit. There's no chocolate and it just makes me cry all the time.
what the fuck man....what the fuck...
Types of Plastic Surgery You Should Get Based on Your Astrological Sign:
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
Hey guys! @AllisonRaskin
directed a music video starring me & her! It's cute and queer and it was an all female set! youtu.be/khBgQGDRYzM
How to Impress Your Boyfriend’s Mother When His Cum Is Still Inside You: reductr.es/2h5lax5
When someone asks "are you okay?" but you're not ready to talk about it...
My late night conversation with Siri.
I just love my fans!!! 😍 They keep me so humble and grounded...j