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Akpos attended a wedding. After the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people. He sat at the... fb.me/3nI514Cqe
Akpos sent the following letter this morning:I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was... fb.me/4tkt2i7CA
Akpos sent the following letter this morning:I have been dating her for over four months now and everything was... fb.me/6EnOzZTYP
Dear husband Akpos: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman... fb.me/36nGj3I0g
A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and Akpos phoned up. The Radio presenter said: “Congratulations... fb.me/3e3XE6nhb
A policeman stopped Akpos and collected bribe of $70 for driving without licence.However, the policeman forgot... fb.me/4a1n6XwOI
when last have i been here? pretty long huh? i know! so who missed emmy??
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife of two-years. Akpos: Sweety, how many men have you... fb.me/3eEprFpSb
Psychology is an art that must be systematically used to inspire people to demand more out of life than a 50 year wage-slavery sentence.
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EMMY'S BLOG!!!: want to date that girl? its easy!: emmystv.blogspot.com/2015/05/want-t…
EMMY'S BLOG!!!: how to talk to a girl you like: emmystv.blogspot.com/2015/05/how-to…
emmystv.blogspot.com my blog! be informed! be cracked up! jokes, news, facts, news,....
it surprises me when lovers say I can't breathe without you, where the hell is the nose?
WAASCE 2015 Integrated Science Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)... fb.me/28lgOfk4y
WAASCE 2015 Integrated Science Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)... fb.me/1KxdFYQ9d
#the_admin please note .... BREAK UR JAW is officially announcing its comeback with lot more jokes, news,... fb.me/2ZRJtPgNA
now is when bicycle sellers start selling!
we started with #scarcity we are ending it with #scarcity
Emmy cares! hows been your week? its Tuesday right? you should be counting your blessings already
Do not complain about the problem, because God has a purpose for current struggles. Learn what God wanted to teach.
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Rihanna this, Beyonce that, ... those guys are doing just fine. Bros, have you eating this morning?
GUYS->which would you rather have, an ugly girls with tribal mrks with big butt, and a fine girl with no butt
"Once they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back."
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"Whatever makes u mad, leave it. Whatever makes u feel good, keep it."
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"Pain changes people, but it also makes them stronger."
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what was I thinking?
An acapella recording from my bathroom (not shower).. Down In The Valley (Darby and Tarlton Cover) #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/stewysongs/dow…
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Pitch Perfect is winning when it comes to social media. Snapchat and Instagram to be specific: bit.ly/1KP9sfa
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my ways of making people like what I like! and hate what I hate!
Jim Iyke Vows To Beat Up Uti Nwachukwu Over Nadia Buari Joke bit.ly/1cpVzJQ via @ExpressNGR
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good afternoon beautiful people of the #WORLD
#betterNigeria when #1 will be equivalent to 250$
#betterNigeria the top most richest people in the world will b from nigeria. me inclusive
#betterNigeria americans would organise visa lottery to come to nigeria! NIGERIA VISA LOTTERY
#betterNigeria americans would pay thousands of dollars to buy 'Nigerian Hair
Follow me. Don’t ask why. What you should be asking is “Why not?” Exactly, no reason not to. So follow me!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.




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