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good afternoon beautiful people of the #WORLD
#betterNigeria when #1 will be equivalent to 250$
#betterNigeria the top most richest people in the world will b from nigeria. me inclusive
#betterNigeria americans would organise visa lottery to come to nigeria! NIGERIA VISA LOTTERY
#betterNigeria americans would pay thousands of dollars to buy 'Nigerian Hair
Follow me. Don’t ask why. What you should be asking is “Why not?” Exactly, no reason not to. So follow me!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
#short&funny How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.
My mama go live to reap the fruit of her labour. RT IF YOU WANT THE SAME FOR YOUR MOMMA
patience Jonathan really increased lot of Nigerians lifespan , laughter unending !
Full meaning of JEGA..... "Just Ended Goodluck's Administration"
#WiseWords Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Oba of Lagos, I can assure you that no Igbo person will drown in the lagoon because another Igbo man will be there selling life jackets.
go and vote o! I dey shout my own O! yeeehhhh!!!!! elo dibo!!!!!!!
respect your haters, they are the only ones who think you are better than them
alots gone down since i left..... brief me ! ณโฒ
#GbagbeOshi if you check my back account ordikua LARGE ... ึ
A fan sent this to me , he tagged "emmy, though this might be edited but in the nex
A fan sent this to me , he tagged "emmy, though this might be edited but in the next
You said onion is the only fruit that hurts! I threw him a coconut on the head !
E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there...
I still remain me .. despite all odds
He actually slept with a ruler just to measure how long he slept!
He doesn't think you are worth snapping with. Stop forcing it with picmix !
Now she told me, girls will kill you ! Ain't they just created to , I mean look at Adam!
#GOBE is when you go steal meat from the pot and you forget whether the spoon was inside the pot or on the pot! #morning
God bless every single one of me followers !!!!!
"You aren't rich until you have something that money can't buy.”"
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" Psychology says: You don’t really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.”"
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The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend… “16 missed calls?! You killed my...
#africanproverbs If the alarm of a China phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (South Africa)
#africanProverbs He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.
When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air
I have a girlfriend. She is 20, while I am 22. She is using Blackberry and iphone while I am using asha 200. I...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife of two-years. Akpos: Sweety, how many men have you...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife of two-years. Akpos: Sweety, how many men have you...
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Hear what others have to say, but listen to God.
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