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I feel like this is how some people feel about me 😂😁pUx
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For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember...The cheapest prices attract the most customers.
Na only for 9ja you fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Card, very soon etisalat go say recharge #200 and win Ghana.
Teacher:Wat do U understand by definitive deficit equity? Emmy:lambta ighotobore amarkata. Teacher: I don’t understand U. Emmy;Same here
If you think its your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the Grace of GOD!
U people think being unfollowed on twitter is Annoying. Have u ever been deleted on BBM while typing a message? That shit is like rapture.
Its only a Naija babe that will put on makeup right before she goes swimming.....end up turning the pool to rainbow
Kids of nowadays will steal meat and will be thanked for it. There were three meats before o, when they steal, meat becomes eight .
Locks door. Tries to kill a snake in his room. PHCN takes... light.. >>>> R.I.P
1970: U ve to pull down the Panties to see the Buttocks.. 2010: U ve to seperate the Buttocks to see the Panties #evolution
Nollywood will not kill Somebody.. How can u open a casket and the corpse is sweating?
If a guy walls into a pharmacy with a sorry face and greets everybody there even his junior. Just know he wants to buy condom
Her name is Esther and she bleach, does that mean she is Established? ☹
Yoruba girls won't cross while others are crossing. They will cross when cars are moving and be shouting '' ejo oo, ejo ooo''
You ask a girl for what she wants and she tells you MONEY and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say "wisdom & understanding"?
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her Anywhere Expensive.... Take her to the Petrol Station.
Nollywood please na!☹ How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone?
Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all.
Even If You Are Just Out From A Prison An Average Nigerian Girl Will Still Ask you" What Did You Bring For Me?"
The visible light you see from the sun was produced 100,000 years you're actually looking that plus 8 minutes into the past 🌞
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If you're a Cardinals fan then I don't like you for the next week
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The greatest tragedy is not setting high goals and not reaching it. It is setting low aim and reaching it. #learn_from_quotes
The Nigerian president with the highest educational qualification (Dr.) was the one who ruined Nigeria the most. Education isn't everything.
I found a jacket I wore in 2003, and saw a Nokia 3310 in the pocket... It still has 2 bars left in its battery..
So she thought she can pose... Mchteew.... You never see pose.. . Guys una dey feel me.
The expectations of the righteous shall not be cut short. Incase you are thinking of giving up. Put that in mind. Wait O. U righteous?
During the wedding rehearsal, my bros approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I will give you 25,000...
The art of psychology must be used to undermine any fears of revolution implanted in the minds of the populace by the capitalists.
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I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.
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@comedian_emmy, thanks for following 😉 watch this video you will love (Live Without Regrets).
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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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