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girls will make you crazy and call you crazy afterward!
naija guys only know the game pad/joystick isn't working well when they are being beaten!!
I never believed the world is coming to an end. until today when I saw a Yoruba girl sipping garri with straw
DO NOT TAKE DRUGS ... pasted on the wall of an hospital
My girlfriend told me she love @iam_Davido rite in front of me without realizing she said dat, chai!! Davido don colect my girl ooo hahahaha
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@iam_Davido..LOve your songs all the countries going gaga cause of you.. I think a country should be named DAVIDO..
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It's a Man's responsibility to provide for a woman because the last time a woman did, they were both kicked out of the garden of Eden
wanna follow back lot of peeps today..... want a follow back? holla at me!
They said if #FeBuhari scares Jonathan, they will #March4Buhari .
good morning to you all..... happy new month .... the month of march ... my month!!!!!! yipiii
who are these people? blessing my wall with Arabic and other strange languages ........ I rebuke you by fire
listen to the professionals and experts ... they ll tell you what is impossible... then you do it!
define impossibility according to ur limits and capability.. cos, that wich u tink is impossible, somone has done it, somone will do it...
happy birthday to my friend... jephtah akpororo ... one love bro... many happy returns
val was just yesterday, ..... I didn't even know.... I celebrate love every single day... love you all!!
All men are brave, Horrors movies don't scare them... But..... 10 missed calls from wife----- surely does !
No matters, how good work, noble cause you do... people always remember those who dies after borrowing some dollars!!
When you seen someone in dirty clothes, old watch and sad face.. Don't mistaken him with Poor man.. He may be a married man !
Wt is chkmte? You tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked exactly life you.. Wife asks: Was she Hot? Now you can't say 'No' You can't say 'Yes
A guy on his 50th wedding anniversary: "Fifty years! It's like three minutes...under water.
It's funny when people are telling you a story and you're just thinking 'lie lie lie' but you go along with it anyway..
say NO to drugs... boldly written on a hospital wall..
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I believe I’ve already met my soulmate and even if I’m not hers, the memory makes me smile because it was truly beautiful.
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good evening fellow tweeters and tweet readers. have a prosperous night!
So who was the first guy to see an egg come out of a chickens ass and say, "I'm gonna eat that"?
check me out..... www.Twitter. com/comedian_Emmy follow me for laughable jokes!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
How to make a girl furious in 2 steps... Step 1, take a picture of her Step 2, don't show it to her
I was just sitting around, doing nothing, when I was arrested for impersonating the President of the United States.
Here is the latest conversation between Akpos and his wife: Ekatte: You were smelling of women’s perfume when you...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY..... BIRTHDAY GIRL........ KAO KAO..... It was at a party and Akpos, the host, was getting worried...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY..... BIRTHDAY GIRL........ KAO KAO..... It was at a party and Akpos, the host, was getting worried...
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be
My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said that at the end of this ruler is a dumb. I got a detention after asking which end !
Those 8 seconds really become so longer when you wait for "Skip" option button on video sharing site!
Dr: Your one kidney has failed.. Man: First cried a lot than stopped and asked.... failed.....from how many numbers???
The clever wind blows a girl's skirt high (Good Luck) But on that moment dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)
Their honeymoon period is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
Mack: What sign were you born under? Silky: No Parking!
Females always try to impress males by wearing hot dresses. But we are Impressed Only when They remove them.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
There is always a negative person who demotivates your ideas by adding 'What if'.
Only in math problems can you buy 50 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
#fact A kiss can be 10 times more effective than morphine in reducing pain by triggering the body's natural painkillers.