Miley Cyrus >>>>
He said guys on grindr who are over 30 tend to be less attractive and should be married, reason they aren't is because there pedophiles lmao
I've come to realise half of the worlds population does not like republicans haha how can you be that hated?
but idc, i dont give a shit.
Looks like im going to T-Town this weekend!!!
Yesssssssssss! Can you say EPIC!?
Good thing about living in the country, is back roads.
I swear its a competition who can yell the loudest at football games when i'm with my buddies.
Of course i leave the game hoarse.
Idk what i'd do without my Adventure Time.
That show puts me in a good every-time.
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined.
im so into him its ridiculous..
like he's the type when he's gets mad he's cute and you cant help but cuddle the fucker.. :)
I just realized that I been wearing cum stained underwear all day.
lmfao fuck you 😂
: Can a guy with soft hands come rub my hard dick??” @iBeCaleb
I'll pick slip once I hit 300 followers.
For all those who wants too see my dick.
If it sucks better than a female,
Fucks better than a female,
and cums better than a female,
its a male.
: Your tweets be on point @TheGayBrain
!” Thanks you sexy stud 😘
I love me some white booty lol
Bleurgh! Its all too datey and matey and slimey. Luckily I have no holes or a penis (?)
Your tweets be on point @TheGayBrain
Sex feels good, but having sex high feels phenomenal.
First thing I do in the mornings, is bust a nut.
You're not a real man if this isn't apart of your ritual.
Kissing does more than make me smile, if you know what I mean.
Just because I think you're hot, does not mean your good enough for me.
Gay people are more judgmental than those who judge them #StopIt
Being a gay republican is like saying I'm a gay racist. #StopIt
When's the last time you seen a gay guy who doesn't use Grindr..
Don't worry I'll wait...
Last time i checked you cant spell beautiful without "U' and "I"
Im about to shower... finally lol
lol yes, he know how to bounce that ass for a white boy, shit was cute
Okay, John Mangum just proved to be that white people can dougie and twerk.
Twerk teammm John Mangum #GasPedal
Pennington Modeling just called me, Da fuck?
Eminem is the only rap music white people listen too. lol #IHadToDoIt
The most accurate place to take your temperature is the anus.
Beer can help prevent cancer, aging, atherosclerosis and neurodegenerative diseases (Parkinson's and Alzheimer's).
Facial hairs getting itchy..
Marry someone who is ambitious, happy, healthy and has a sense of humor, this will add 5 to 10 years to your life expectancy...
I can fuck a girl, if she's hairy and has big arms with a deep voice and a Dick, with a ass like a football player.
I wish my bed could rock me to 😴
Bruh, why am i up so early!?
It's easy to break trust and hard to get it back.
I wanna make love in this club.
How come Asians don't have eye lashes ?
I can't believe oomf knows but you don't. That tells me a lot. Smh