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Female Struggles
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do you ever look at yourself & think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao
“hey” "hi" “how r u” “good!! hbu” “sad ):” NOPE NOPE NOPE NO BYE NOT DEALING WITH THAT YOU AREN’T TRAPPING ME
i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance
u do not know real pain until you’ve woken up from a dream about your favorite band member
I do not care if u are my mortal enemy if u ask me to do a period check on ur behind to make sure ur pants are still good i got ur back
Perks of dating me: - you’ll be the hot one
i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms .... don’t even try to argue with me on this one
Whoever I date next better be ready to be treated like absolute gold. I have so much love that I’ve been waiting to give its ridiculous
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth* "So how’s school?"
If I "dated" you in middle school... We did not date lol
don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
Imagine if drake and taylor swift were in a relationship and then broke up
does getting a boyfriend mean I have to shave my legs everyday because I'm not ready for that type of commitment
when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
awkward in person, funny and social on the internet
just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
have u ever looked at someone's tweets & realized u guys could be bestfriends? I have like 5 twitter bestfriends & they have no idea