I could fart more wind than this 'storm.'
Well this is going to be fun to walk to school in.
Expt:Trees are falling down and the roof was off,schools cancelled because if you go outside you fall.
Real:The trees are swaying a bit.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Faces like yours,
Belong in a zoo.
Don't you worry,
I'll be there too,
Not in a cage,
Just laughing at you
Adults always ask me what I want to be when I grow up
FFS I CANT EVEN DECIDE WHAT MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS:/
Most girls in Leicestershire remind me of kitkats.
4 fingers for 50p..
Taking my cat to the vet:/
Hope everything goes okay,I love Treacle so much<3
Music is here for me when nobody else is<3
Babies have clear skin.
So why do they cry?:/
Your eyebrows are higher than your self respect.
&early morning car journey�instagram.com/p/fzWLorwAJr/
Expectation: I am going to make so much use of my week and have a really exciting week.
Reality: *sleeps through it all*
Its 2014 in less than 3 months.
Where did this year go?:O
Some hobo at the train station told me I was beautiful #livingthelife
So you think its funny to prank call me at 7:30.
I always sing Ed Sheeran when I'm bored ahah;) instagram.com/p/fvWzbKwAL1/
Buy me food&I become sexual.
Rt if teh last txt yu gat wuz frum an fagit or slut
I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs.
Who for? Probably RSPCA you pathetic dog-_-
Showing my smile more&my sadness less:)
It looks like outside has a filter on it:/?
rozis r red
teh grass iz grene
ur teh bigest fagit
dat i hav evr seen
I actually love Citizen Khan @adilray
Can't wait for tonights episode:)
Not even nervous about the jabs tomorrow;) #cocky #becauseimhard
I don’t have bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Lutterworth. Where pictures of girls get passed around like pass the parcel:/
Finding people know on omegle is always awkward-_-
Um a sarcastic thanks to my body for not fighting off this illness. #offschool #ill #ffs
Rooney omg are you a dickhead😭😭😭😭
13 bottles of lucozade won't be good for my sleeping pattern:/ #whydididothat
If bitches could fly,my school would be an airport:/
What does the fox say?🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺