"ok class whats 3 x 100"
is it 3hunna?
*chest bumps teacher*
*classroom begins twerking*
Twinkle Twinkle Little Snitch Mind Your Own Business You Nosey Bitch.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
How many men does it take to open a beer? Zero, because it should be open when you bring it to him.
I SEE YOU MAINE! THIS PUMPS ME UP! GO MOCS BABY pic.twitter.com/zbyowVCGF7
What do you call two women in the kitchen? Fast Food.
If you're my girlfriend, we're going to deal with our own problems. You don't need to be telling everyone and getting their advise.
When nothing goes right... go left
Today on the RamZone: Introducing the Ram Outdoorsman eZine (Just in Time for Deer Camp). bit.ly/1fSMaGP pic.twitter.com/VSkCQPYAnx
When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground.
I don't always lose my phone, but when I do, it's on silent.
Lorenzo Carter visiting UGA AGAIN for the Kentucky game!!!
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
Laughing at my own texts before I send them, because I'm so damn funny.
Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: I know! That's how far behind I am
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Text Me “K” And I’ll Uppercut You.
What's the difference between a knife and a girls argument?... A knife has a point.
I actually like being up early...
I just don’t like getting up early
Rihanna wrote "I love the way you lie" while sitting on Pinocchio's face.
"Genres are dead, there is good music there is bad music" - @ericchurch
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
I think I'm allergic to mornings.
pick up @GarrisonSmith56
or Garrison you could get another degree and stay a extra yr #5thyearSr
AYE...I'm watchin you. I'm not too shabby Mr.
Not asleep..and that's not a problem😄😊☺️
Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them.
Aaron Murray is awesome! But only against sorry ass teams.Can't play against anyone good. Hutson mason needs to enter.Or we will lose by 40.
Aaron Murray sucks I don't care what anyone else says. I am calling for Hutson mason to enter after halftime.