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Linus isn't a blockhead....he's a believer. #GreatPumpkin #ImDoomed
Poor Charlie Brown...I got a rock. #GreatPumpkin
It’s The #PeanutsMovie
, Charlie Brown! See it in 3D November 6.
Retweet if you believe in the #GreatPumpkin
Zooey Deschanel's little girl is called Elsie Otter, 'like the animal' dailym.ai/1MRcTGg
There will be no Social Security increase this year. Here's why >> bit.ly/1klYqa4
Gilmore Girls: I just want to know if Paris became a senator or a serial killer.
I’ll be talking all things RA-related on a web chat next week. Yeah, I’m still a ninja! attendee.gotowebinar.com/register/68042…
Chocolate ice cream can reduce and relieve mental stress.
I watch CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley because he makes me feel pretty,smart & adored....he voice is so soothing. #SilverFox
I always feel my whitest when I'm having cornbread at Cracker Barrel. And yes Edna I would like more sweet tea, thanks Hun
(203): I’m still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Here's a new one: Moms mad at me cause I didn't remember her best friend's boyfriend died 6 mons ago....sorry? Oy Vey! #GuiltTrip
Can everyone I know join their local library it's really really important Do It.
Check it out! @sundayriver
started making snow last night! They plan to open tomorrow #mewx #WeatherAuthority @WGME
I seriously doubt that #BelowDeck
would get the high ratings without @capthlr
A double fist pump! @sundayriver
is sure happy about snow making They plan to open tomorrow>bit.ly/1GcBww6
Watch a new episode this Tuesday the 20th. Again at 9 Eastern. A bar fight that goes very wrong...
(703): Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
(585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I made it back in one piece and had a nice visit with a friend.
Kinda scared...Moms called earlier and we're going outta town but she won't tell me where or why...call 911 if I don't come back.
I miss ABC's TGIF lineup, would be perfect tonight.
"I AM FUN!"
He shouted, pissed off, and slammed the door behind him.
After talking with Moms I have a headache now.
Beggers can't be choosers,bullshit I desagree. I spent weeks doing research before I bought my laptop that just died I'm not gonna settle.
It's too early to be this awake.
Two girls beat an octopus to death at Eureka, Calif., using oars, bayonet-fashion, when the creature seized their little brother. MI1921
Blah...blah....blah football...blah...blah blah baseball...blah...blah sports...blah...blah...blah...whatever...Go Team! #SportsCenter
Dear carload of people in a taxi at Taco Bell:
I want to party with you.
I'm at the age where going to the bar sounds too expensive and extremely exhausting.
If you have friends who have written books and you're too selfish to write them an Amazon review then WAIT UNTIL YOU WRITE A BOOK BITCHES.
because they’re NOT your typical breast cancer charity crowdrise.com/rememberbettyf…
My waitress just stood and watched the entire pot of coffee brew like she was deciding whether to keep the baby.
Kiss You All Over (1978) still makes me blush and I'm the only one in my house.
So you're telling me you expect her to make you a meatloaf, scrub your toilet and play with your ding dong on demand?! You arrogant fuck.
Dear Christmas sandwiches,
Welcome back, you've been missed.
Oxford, Maine, has a custard pie association which meets in a hemlock grove near Swan pond and gorges itself with custard pie. MO1899
Monty Python releases 14 minutes of previously unseen animation from 'Holy Grail' huff.to/1PiqfNg
I'm so tired of Belle Gunness,yes she was a twisted bitch but now she's boring. #TrueNightmares @DiscoveryID
"Body shaming is always wrong." — Vin Diesel instagram.com/p/8rqAf-mPuh/?…
After 62 years, Playboy will no longer be showing fully nude pictures. In other news, there are a million other sites that do.
Leon is actually an asshole and Kate is trying to be professional. #BelowDeck
Morning jim.....um no it's Joe. #JoeKenda #HomicideHunter
(917): Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits looks awesome right now.
Things I've said this weekend: Stop licking your Sisters's eye,that's gross!" #DogSitting