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Bored? Watch this classic "edited" scene between @iamsrk and @SrBachchan in Mohabattein. youtu.be/Pt3eX0Q-1kk
Amisha Patel's PR spree in Mid-Day for her film w/ her DOUBLE ROLE means: 1. She has lots of $$. 2.She has no friends to tell her the truth.
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So that makes @duttsanjay awesome as well RT @iPoonampandey: I often wonder why I'm so awesome & then I remember...It's because I've boobs
What did @TusshKapoor do now? RT @tanuj_garg: Some idiots have the habit of annoying me daily.
Ashish Nehra's presence means you can't really say the Delhi Daredevils bowling attack is toothless. #IPL #IPL6
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Funny how Karma ( Kartik + Sharma) got the better of Pondulkar (Ponting + Tendulkar). #IPL
Opening with Ponting and Tendulkar is like releasing a movie leading Jeetendra and Dharmendra. #IPL
"Sirf dekhne ka nahi" is also the tag line for prostitution. #IPL
Katrina Kaifs PR people need to be fired: pic.twitter.com/jhhkVOdcwN
"Jumping Japaang Jampak jampak" is the new "ch***** banaya bada mazaa aaya" @TheFarahKhan
Question is - whose ass? RT @tanuj_garg: For those @emraanhashmi fans asking me if he kisses in #EkThiDaayan , the answer is YES.
Just overheard a conversation regarding Margaret Thatchers passing: "Oh my god that chick from Desperate Housewives died?" #fail
These new girls hosting the #ipl are so dumb they probably think "no ball" is a euphemism for eunuch.
What difference does it make if Narendra Modi or Rahul Gandhi become PM? Average citizen will get bambooed either way.
The bigger the douchebag, the more bodyguards he needs. ow.ly/jQ3Uq
Haha! What morons RT @ZoomTV: #TOIFA for best film & director was given to @ankash1009 for 'Barfi'
Fixed that for you. RT @RGVzoomin: Me in my college days practicing karate pic.twitter.com/h4MAaJOmnS
Those who saw @iarevaboon in his hilarious Nana Patekar act on @FilmFailAwards will get this: pic.twitter.com/sevJ1A0zeW
@nagrathnam @varungrover so my daughter fell off the sofa laughing at you guys making fun of me at film fail awards.. Made my day..
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That Laila song from Wadala film is so bad I had to rinse my mouth, wash my eyes, & format some memory cells from brain after watching it.
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Repeat telecast of @FilmFailAwards tomorrow morning at 10 am.
Hahahaha Pliss someone stop these guys @FilmFailAwards. Laughing so much that my stomach hurts. Worthy saturday night at home.
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#FilmFailAwards Filmfail movie of the year goes to Joker. @ShirishKunder is the star tonight!
#FilmFailAwards Filmfail actress of the year goes to @sonakshisinha ! Think she can take it in the right spirit?
The hilarious @awryaditi presenting #filmfailawards for actress of the year.
#FilmFailAwards Filmfail Actor of the year goes to @TusshKapoor ! Congrats.
Winner of Nice Try! Award is @ShirishKunder. Well done - maybe next time. #filmfailawards
Watching #FilmFailAwards on ZCafe...its epic...tune in now..hahahahaha..cant stop laughing..
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#FilmFailAwards Jaanta Hai Mera Baap Kaun Hai Award goes to @jackkybhagnani ! Looks like the extra K is working
#FilmFailAwards Nana Patekar makes a special appearance for Jaanta Hai Mera Baap Kaun Hai Award!
#FilmFailAwards Supporting Actress of 2012 is Kangana Ranaut for Tezz. @FilmFailAwards
I shall be live tweeting the winners! RT @ZeeCafeIndia: One hour to go for the #FilmFailAwards.
It's time for the most outrageous Award show on Tv! Catch #FilmFailAwards tonight at 10 only on Zee Cafe
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And here is the TV promo for the Filmfail Awards airing on Zee Cafe. Do not miss this! youtu.be/5KVhIlmoZQQ
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Me: "OMG did you watch the #IPL6 opening ceremony?" @AltCricket: "No, I dont hate myself that much." #anditbegins
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Now that Pepsi is sponsoring the IPL, I imagine there will be stricter penalties for players who test positive for coke.
IPL is cricket, like Vijay Mallya is doctor.
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The word "best" being severely abused here RT @ComedyCircusFC: Worlds Best Anchor @SethShruti Introducing Worlds Best Director David Dhawan
After Himmatwala gets panned by movie critics, @ajaydevgn says "critics are like eunuchs". Why drag @TusshKapoor into this?
Apple is releasing an auto tune app for iPhone. That's the end of @priyankachopra's singing career.