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Knowing Sunday is the last day of the premier league upsets me😂 weekends are going to be so boring without football
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Today's game is actually the first game I didn't feel Carrick's absence since he got injured.
If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
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When your mother calls you again just when you're about to sit down to continue the movie you were watching... pic.twitter.com/rnvvUsr3NJ
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Feminists; in your pursuit of equality in regards to women rights, could you start questioning waiters why they always hand bills to guys?
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Nigerian parents are a funny. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them to stop crying.
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In Nollywood movies, old people have to give advice, then cough 3 times before they die. It is in the Nigerian Constitution, don't argue.
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Guys will ask if you play basketball b'cos you are tall, but get angry when you ask them if their girlfriends fight sumo b'cos she's fat.
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I remember back then in secondary school, my geography teacher used one of my classmate's tribal marks to explain erosion😂
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Manchester United spent £150 million to get into the Champions League Liverpool spent £117 million to get out of it pic.twitter.com/H2E2Lizjo2
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Okay that moment when you realise Both the goal-scorers in today's match was signed by David Moyes. #MUFC
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we need to force De Gea to sign a contract someone capture his girlfriend and hold her hostage
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Ashley Young shud b d man of the match
Fellaini didn't even jump..lol..
Wilson should come on. We need someone who has pace nd can start off counter attacks
Dunno why Johnny Evans has been sliping sync he came on..I hope he doesn't cost us sha!!
Don't assume my tweets are about you. But if you’re affected by them, you're obviously guilty of something.
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Some people are so reserved, but give them a reason to be comfortable and playful around you, You'd love them a lot
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Father thank yu for the past year,thank yu for this new year wud be more glorious.#30thApril
Somebody said an aeroplane can land smoothly on BankyW's head. You people cannot make heaven
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It's forgivable when you sleep in church during sermon, but when you start snoring, forget it!! You cannot make heaven.
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Last season nobody would have believed if someone had said that Young and Fellaini will score in the Derby. #VanGaalEffect
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Herrera!! Badt boy, teach em soccer
Half time!!! Nice one lads!!!
Haba ref!! Dah was a straight red
OooohHhh!! Can't we just skip to kick-off!!
If you kill yourself it's suicide. If you kill someone it's homicide. If you haven't won the Premier League for 20+ years it's Merseyside.
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Heheheheeeee!!! Man city is chopping it..
Ander Herrera has more Premier League goals than Welbeck, Ozil, Ramsey, Dzeko, Lallana, Coutinho & Sturridge #Mufc pic.twitter.com/m1CEhkWOh6
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Jega making Vice Chancellors look like students defending final year projects. #NigeriaDecides
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After dis their recess,Jega shud jst announce PDP nd APC votes,oda parties shud check their results on Linda ikeji's blog.wastin 2 much tym!
Bringing all #MUFC fans on twitter together RT if you're a fan and follow everyone who RT's including ME #MUFC_FAMILY pic.twitter.com/zC3RleeTPH
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Be careful of what u chase cos Wah opened Adam's eyes closed ababcha's
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Liverpool FC currently valued at £456m, Manchester United kit deal with Adidas - £750m #MUFC
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Ryan Giggs could give a Premier League medal to each player of Arsenal's starting 11 and still have two of his own. pic.twitter.com/SWFeQq0Ups
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[Picture] David De Gea after Ashley Young’s 89th-minute goal against Newcastle United. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/oPqXEYyeRl
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Bringing all #MUFC fans on twitter together RT if you're a fan and follow everyone who RT's including ME #MUFC_FAMILY pic.twitter.com/Z0v1gQ1anQ
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