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Nigerians and their funny ways of concealing their inadequacies!!!
Sterling = 49 million pounds Schweinsteiger + Depay + Damian = 52.4 million pounds. "Manchester United are ruining Football"
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"Just think of how many Southampton players I can sign with £49m!"
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Schweinsteiger over the hill😃 Ages this season Pirlo 36 Alonso 34 Carrick 34 Diego Costa 49 Schweinsteiger 31
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What a day. Whoooohooooo. Two great signings. GGMU
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#mufc is pleased to announce Matteo Darmian has completed his transfer from Torino. More: bddy.me/1NWO6hq
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The 25-year-old Italian defender joins on a four-year contract with the option to extend for a further year. #WelcomeMatteo
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When You Enter His Presence With Praise, He Enters Your Circumstance With Power!
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Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
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Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them.
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Be mindful of what you toss away, be careful of what you push away, and think very hard before you walk away.
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I want to refresh my mind, delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes, and save all the happy moments.
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Loving yourself is the most important thing in life you will ever have to fight for.
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1 down, 3 more to follow...Schweinsteiger is a done deal!!!
Schweinsteiger, a World Cup winner in 2014, is set to become the first German to play for the #mufc first team.
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Im not believing it until I see him in a United shirt #Schweinsteiger
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No jubilation until I see the player with the jersey and the Chevrolet car
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Grandpa's 80th birthdaY!! . That fEeling when yu meet family members yu dnt know whetheR r older dan yu or noT and dunno how to address em.
Bringing all #MUFC fans on twitter together RT if you're a fan and follow everyone who RT's including ME #MUFC_FAMILY
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Bill Gates has given away approximately $28 billion and has saved about six million lives since 2007.
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A friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence
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If I want you, never worry about who wants me
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My Response To Every Situation Is "It's Cool" Because Even If Everything Isn't Cool.. It Will Be💯💯
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Today - Gaitan Tomorrow - Sneijder Friday - Ronaldinho Saturday - Shearer Sunday - new kit is yellow and green #MUFC
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Knowing Sunday is the last day of the premier league upsets me😂 weekends are going to be so boring without football
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Today's game is actually the first game I didn't feel Carrick's absence since he got injured.
If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
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When your mother calls you again just when you're about to sit down to continue the movie you were watching...
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Feminists; in your pursuit of equality in regards to women rights, could you start questioning waiters why they always hand bills to guys?
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Nigerian parents are a funny. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them to stop crying.
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In Nollywood movies, old people have to give advice, then cough 3 times before they die. It is in the Nigerian Constitution, don't argue.
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The punishment handbook for stubborn Nigerian kids---->
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Guys will ask if you play basketball b'cos you are tall, but get angry when you ask them if their girlfriends fight sumo b'cos she's fat.
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I remember back then in secondary school, my geography teacher used one of my classmate's tribal marks to explain erosion😂
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Manchester United spent £150 million to get into the Champions League Liverpool spent £117 million to get out of it
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Okay that moment when you realise Both the goal-scorers in today's match was signed by David Moyes. #MUFC
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we need to force De Gea to sign a contract someone capture his girlfriend and hold her hostage
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Ashley Young shud b d man of the match
Fellaini didn't even jump..lol..




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