I know Aquaman will suck cos everyone knows the real king of the water is Michael Phelps.
life comes at you fast
HOW TO MAKE YOUR CRUSH LIKE YOU:
It's the littlest things that brings us closer to God, like playing Pokemon Go whilst driv...
LMAO at an article I just read.
Looking at the medal table for Shooting and I'm shocked the US is not on top. I guess it's because the targets aren't black.
Paul Pogba's record transfer to Man United has risk but is smart business espnfc.com/blog/marcotti-…
So it's actually £89m for Paul Pogba then. Crazy money, we could have bought 4 average Southampton players for that.
I've got videos for you... @_wangwe
THE SALT IN YOUR TEARS IS BURNING YOU! @_wangwe
HASHTAG IS IT YOUR MONEY? HASHTAG FACE YOUR MILNER
"I didn't finish what I started here." – Paul Pogba #POGBACK snpy.tv/2b9HAfD
He's fucking underrated guys! #mufc
just pissed money down the... IS IT YOUR MONEY? WHY YOU SALTY, #Pogback
Every time he says I'm Back Home #Pogback
THIS IS WHO HATERS WILL TRY AND CONVINCE YOU IS UNDERRATED, LET THEIR SALT BURN! #ReUnited #Pogback #Pogboom #MUFC
I genuinely fear for those people that are trying ever so hard not to be bitter about Pogba moving to Man Utd. Please, stay strong.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO A MILLION TIMES AND STILL FEEL THAT SHIVER @ManUtd
SWAG JUST WENT A THOUSAND #MUFC
Someone needs to come explain to me how Pogba is being disrespectful to Juventus & her fans cos all I'm hearing from them is blah blah blah
So this is why #Pogba
's transfer was delayed! Man like @Stormzy1
delays all the deals #Pogback
I'm not an actor, but i play one in real life.
Psst! Hey, dude! That babe you're hitting on is in a chat group with that other babe you're hitting on.
this is still probably the greatest video ever
If Fellaini survives august as a man utd player i'll make it my life's mission to find out who his jazz man is
What if Lingard does a Damien Duff 04-06 for us this season? Mad ting!
I really wanna help humanity.
*creates blog of baby animals hugging*
Onions make you cry when you cut them because they're all pieces of shit.
One thing the Olympics has taught me is that the first step to being an athlete is to never shave my armpits.
Keep your phone close and WiFi closer.
5,000 re-tweets for a chance to win a Sega Mega Drive 2 along with a Street Fighter EX2 in mint condition.
Enjoy watching Suicide Squad by leaving 121 minutes before it finishes
Just bought an original selfie stick; wish the arm didn't come with so much blood though...
Soon as the two star-crossed lovers embraced & kissed passionately, they walked off into the sunset; 149.6 million KM later, they broke up.
When you retweet yourself
Totally believe the best way to tell a person to fuck off is to tell them: "I don't speak your language, arsehole!" in their language.
wife: got the k...
rad dad: of course...
I GOT THE KEYS KEYS KEYS
I GOT THE KEYS KEYS KEYS...
Beef is so ridiculous and stupid I'll never understand the point of it; it's why you'll only ever catch me with goat meat and or chicken...
If she never saw this before national anthem and Voltron, she's too young for you bro
Love and Friendship should have been a 3 hour movie 😣
Me: hey, ca...
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: *falls in love*
That one time I got a 100% in a maths assignment so I went and got me a Chinese tattoo...
If your AVI is a loudspeaker but your tweets aren't in all caps then I'll just assume your every tweet is a lie...
Hard guy but "gentle reminder" from HR de make you shake...
- How did you become a journalist?
- I was having an argument with someone & the person screamed at me: YOU'RE NOT A JOURNALIST...
- ME TOO!
The first person to call someone "sweetheart" must have had ravenous intentions ❤🔪🍽
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from the kitchen: JESUS CHRIST THERE'S SO MANY BEES THIS WAS A HORRIBLE BUSINESS PLAN