I can't ride the LIRR regularly. Too many people talk on their phones & I might actually go to prison for murder.
Sometimes I'm so grateful I don't have kids. Then I see a cute family playing in the park & Im like WHY AM I NOT A MOTHER OF FOUR?!?
Every day I wake up, check Twitter, and spend at least the first 37 minutes of my day missing Obama.
literary criticism peaked in 1944
I hate good books. They make me not want to socialize.
I'm eating apple pie at Grand Army Plaza as steel drummers play Say My Name.
Bless America on this long Independence weekend.
I JUST SAW MY WORK CRUSH ON TINDER AND WE DIDNT MATCH WHAT THE HELL
Atlantic Terminal Mall, some man got really close to me & made sucking/clucking sounds in my ear. I've never been more disturbed.
JAY Z RAPPED ABOUT HIS THERAPIST YOU CAN GET A THERAPIST TOO PLEASE GET A THERAPIST
Southern Baptist, Presbyterian, Catholic. We're done taking the blame for others. twitter.com/ziwe/status/87…
I did nothing to deserve this commute from hell.
If you sit on a busy Crown Heights street, how often will you hear Wild Thoughts in an hour? A lot. It's a lot.
This is a moment to watch and remember.
MATT & ADAM OVER ALEX? This better be a mercy killing. #TheBachelorette
"To thine own self be true." --Shakespeare, but also @TheRachLindsay
You know how people are like "it's fine if you don't like me!"? Not me. I'd like to know why, what ive done,& how to rectify the situation.
I may not see everything and I may do things on my own time...but I keep my grass cut low so the snakes will show! #byelee #thebachelorette
OK BUT WHO ARE ADAM AND MATT EVEN? #TheBachelorette
Matt over Anthony and Josiah?? What world are we living in right now?? #TheBachelorette
what would the world look like without Harry Potter? it's unimaginable. huffingtonpost.com/entry/how-harr…
Less manufactured drama, more fun uniform shots @BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette
"Bryan is devastatingly handsome"
Is he? Peter and Alex are devastatingly handsome, not Bryan.
Rachel: Will, will you accept this rose?
Will: I will
Live look at Will talking to Lee about black men and aggression. #TheBachelorette
Both of these photos make me so uncomfortable🙈twitter.com/jenmarcus/stat…
Along with The Outsiders, Unfortunate Events, & Esperanza Rising, Harry Potter was one of the books that shaped me & led me to this career.
Celebrate Harry Potter's 20th birthday with Christopher Hitchens's review of the final volume on the cover of NYTBR mobile.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/boo…
⚡️Happy 20th Anniversary to Harry Potter!⚡️ There's always a place for Harry on our shelves. ✨💫🤓Pd0
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
20 years ago a little boy has changed everything. He taught us how to love, to be a loyal friend and more. Thank you, J.K! #HarryPotter20
What is the point in existing on a day that ISN'T NYC Pride?
I have no interest in this sad, grey, hetero-normative world.
Here's how people celebrated Pride around the world bzfd.it/2tK8Hm8
One of those nights where I smile in bed and think "yeah, this is why I live in New York City."
This is why we still need Pride marches.
Not simply for ourselves, but for all of those who can't. #Pride2017 twitter.com/itvnews/status…
AND I did it while wearing shorts (I wouldn't wear shorts in public a year ago) so I said fuck you to social anxiety & insecurity today✨
I danced, laughed, swung around a rainbow flag, and cried a little all the way down 5th Ave. #Pride2017
I just got told I "look like Britney Spears but 10 times better looking"
Wat? No on both accounts.
As we celebrate #Pride
in New York, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Pride Month on behalf of everyone here at @GreatCometBway
Watching the Pride parade was one of my fave days last year. This year, I'm IN the parade, so I hope it's even better🏳️�n2
Feminism & the pursuit of relentless happiness: sad girl theory as applied to Lemonade & My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Add Velvet Goldmine to this list (Amazon) and it's solid. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
Planet or not, we love our last stop, Pluto! Thx for following along w/ VACATION GUIDE TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM: prh.com/books/541934 #VGTTSS
You don't realize how bad your hair looks until you're in the salon chair.
happy pride homos and homettes
Netflix has shows with 🔥🔥🔥soundtracks. The music @GlowNetflix
lix is amazing.
Getting my hair re-done today, so I can be a copper red haired queen again