Famous Authors’ Tinder Openers: mcsweeneys.net/articles/famou…
If any republican ever tells me again how "life is precious!!!" I will scream until every piece of glass on the planet shatters.
Love days I get to go in-studio and sip coffee in the green room for a while🎙
This Woman Is So Thirsty She Just Calmly Asked Where The Relationship Was Going: reductr.es/2qF7cDv
Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous: mcsweeneys.net/articles/manic…
To anyone who confuses feminism w/ "never criticizing other women," @JenAshleyWright
would like to have some words: harpersbazaar.com/culture/featur…
I'm not going to let someone check up on me & subtweet me then make 0 effort to talk/see me. Life motto: come & get it or get f*ed
Guys, I can tie anything back to politics. It's really a talent✨
Did what congress should have and BLOCKED. I may not get much healthcare in the future, but I'll always have self-care~
Literally fuck you to every member of congress who voted YES on AHCA and still had the audacity to tweet something about Star Wars today
: Preëxisting conditions under the A.H.C.A. nyer.cm/A48C9Nz
Retweet if you:
-Have a preexisting condition
-Love someone with a preexisting condition
-Fear your insurance will be taken away
Republicans: "Why didn't she report her assault?"
Also Republicans: "Sexual assault is a pre-existing condition you can be denied care for."
TODAY'S DEBATE: Are men too irrational for politics?
Mac DeMarco’s cover of James Taylor’s “I Was a Fool to Care” shows a great song can exist outside of time and trend: nyer.cm/R9DH2GT
Being a publicist is a thankless job✨
Your focus determines your reality. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
May the fourth be with ME that I make it through this day without strangling someone.
Actual gif of me opening my email inbox this morning.
REPUBLICANS: hip-hop is damaging to our youth
ALSO REPUBLICANS: our mission statement going forward is "kill people, burn shit, fuck school" twitter.com/washingtonpost…
I truly wish for more people to communicate proactively, honestly, and with empathy. You never know what someone is dealing with.
"I'm a woman, so why would I want to read men's fiction? I'm sorry, but I just don't like it." Alice, journalist.
"AII my life I wanted to be somebody and here I am!"
Suzi Quatro - The Wild One youtu.be/IgKyXghZShE
Girlboss is my soul playlist🎧
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl
the only thing worth reading about last night's met gala
TBH, I don't really like it, but these lyrics... THESE LYRICS😂C
I didn't know this was a thing????
I'm so obsessed with the Dear Sugar podcast 💕
"I Am a Tinder Guy Holding a Fish and I Will Provide for You"
I am cackling. twitter.com/NewYorker/stat…
Me walking to work this morning, because I finally feel like myself again.
I will snapchat with a face as bare as the day I was born as GOD intended 🙏🏻
Especially cause the chick was so cool about it and we just ended up trashing him on messenger. Women look out for women, y'all✌🏻️
My fave moment of 2017 will prob be when I got to Facebook the other girl like "Did you know X has a girlfriend? Hi, that's me👋🏻"
LOL this thread. Homeboy has the same reaction my ex did when I caught him cheating. twitter.com/ashedryden/sta…
Any 2 white guys could walk up to me and say "we're The Chainsmokers" and I'd believe them.
Incidentally, “Why was there the Civil War?” is also one of the questions on the U.S. citizenship test.
Happy May! I officially turn into an old biddy this month. But if I have to be 25, I'ma make it look sexy✨
When people reach out even just to send me cute pics or gifs, it honestly makes my day. Thank you sweet little muffins💕
Congratulations to @kcinco85
on signing with the @dallascowboys
Congratulations to @AlexGray_3
on signing with the @TBBuccaneers
Congratulations to @parkercollins75
on signing with the @Jaguars
I should move to San Francisco...
Family group texts are 90% Nick & I responding with double chin, ugly face pics
LOOK AT MY GRANDPA'S BUNNIES
Thawing Lake Ice You Can Stand On Instead of Going On Tinder Ever Again: reductr.es/2piee1m