"Warm as the sun dipped in black. Fingertips on the small of my back."
Reindeer sausage pizza with caramelized onions. Stoners unite! #foodie pic.twitter.com/sRVGfXI9vR
She said "She's not a woman. She's a bird." 😂😂😂
: This hoe told me she need love, so I gave her a blanket and bible” Jesus loves you. 🙏
Detroit is officially bankrupt. Let the mass filings begin.
Your dollar bill has made it rain, been a vessel for coke, and bought some child ice cream. #murica
Do you ever wonder if your dollar has been in a stripper's zebra striped thong?... I do.
Customer Service: resisting the urge to smack the shit out of ignorant people.
Retail will prepare you for every inane bullshit comment that a human being will ever say to you.
I got a DM that said "Fuck you." Dude, I work in retail. Get out of here with that shit. 😂😂�#WhyYouMad
Nothing is more comfortable than my own bed.
The shit I talk about when I'm sober makes people think I'm always high.
What really constitutes sexy though? I think ears are sexy. If he has ugly ears I won't go for him. Beauty standards are weird.
: "Ghetto" has no color. pic.twitter.com/dqDdFkMSGX
People badmouth online dating, but you know whether or not you're compatible in 5 sec. And you eliminate hours of getting dressed up. Lol
When I was a little girl I dreamt I'd be a princess. As a woman, I know I am a queen. 👑
My man is my king. Together we're building a kingdom fit for a storybook. #icecastles
tomorrow lurks in us,
the latency to be all that
was not achieved before..
a certain degree of courage,
self-denial to a point,
love of work,
& above all,
a clear conscience...
In the morning I listen to music that reminds me of my struggle. Nothing pushes me harder to make my dream a reality. #hustlehard #mymantra
Men want a lady & a freak. Women want a gentleman & a gangsta.
Girl logic: If he didn't give you your own nickname, you're not his main chick/ he doesn't care about you.
Waiting for my flight to start boarding...#ticktock
Your mind was a terrible thing to waste.
Flying again today. Wish I could just stay home for a while.
When you finish a series on Netflix = "Noooo, I want more. I really like it, I want more!"
I steal my man's clothes. What's yours is mine, right?
If I don't know you on a personal level, I'm not grieving for your ass. What the fuck that got to do with me? #BigWormVoice
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck when celebrities die?
Lil B is trash. Ya'll sip too much lean.
The song "Never Scared" by Bone Crusher was inspired by his experience at a St. Louis Wal-Mart on Black Friday in 2002.
My current situation: Beer + bubble bath.
The thing about smart motherfuckers is... pic.twitter.com/GvqKJrY4cU
I am horrified! Mortified! Did I hear that correctly? Did you say...MYSPACE?*gasps* pic.twitter.com/ycwX3Nq6xa
I will forever dream of being a pinup. #BornInTheWrongEra
Bent over the engine of my truck checking spark plugs in my stilettos is a lovely way to start the holiday.
Hey y'all, HAPPY #DANKSGIVING
, take some time and do something for the people you #love
today. Although it's only... pic.twitter.com/diFWwcq04C
R&B and soul. After a hard day's work? 🙏
Link me to this Sharkeisha foolery. Please and thank you.
Is your brain in bloom? Make some room for wellness <3 bit.ly/174pj5x pic.twitter.com/QFgE9u4TXD
Closing the store the night before Thanksgiving. 👎 Thankful I have a job, but can I go home please.
My tl is talking more about holiday weed than holiday food. That's a good sign.
"We got haters everywhere tryna breathe in all my air." 😂😂😭 the radio, man...