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My headache has been with me all day. We should have thanksgiving twice a year. ...Two unrelated thoughts
You should write them about it. @AustinWilde
Ask.fm really needs an automatic "fuck off" answer button.
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Weather radar. Do you know of something I can make with strawberries? ... because I'm trying to figure that out too @DarrenVanHorn1
How do you think I feel? I'm the one spinning in circles. I'm cooking tomorrow's dinner and cleaning up Also watching... @DarrenVanHorn1
OMG you called me cute. Thank you Sir Darren Van Horn Thank you! @DarrenVanHorn1
I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored.
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Dude don't seizure on me NOOOOOOOOOOOOO @DarrenVanHorn1
Went on lunch with the anti-Christ. He's a total bore. He's babbling about how his dad wants him to end the world or whatever.
I will eat you for breakfast! Stay positive sir! @Sylviir d
..have discovered part of the earth's original continent off the coast of Brazil before the land masses drifted apart reuters.com/video/2099/01/…
Gnight folks, I'm kicking back and laying in my hammock swinging over a volcano tonight. I like my feet warm and cozy when I sleep
Guy tries to shank me today, boring. I miss action in my life. Like come at me bro with hard core weapons. Jeeze, amateurs
#MyBiggestIssue When websites significantly change perfection, the reason I liked you in the first place. I'M WATCHING YOU @twitter
They say love can last forever. Beyond the stretches of time, canyons carved & water into wine, desert flower, will you be mine?
Mom did you put angel dust in the cupcakes instead of baking soda again? You know that I prefer cocaine don't you?
A bonafide revolutionary genius with notions of grandeur! @br_webb
A girl's got more than boobs you know. I've got personality too! Baby I'm a star! (Dramatically flings off bra) @br_webb
@BLUEMALiBUMAN: Stop staring at my boobs!” Sorry they were so irresistible.
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I was going to do the topic challenge @BLUEMALiBUMAN but right now the trending topics #Blow so go #AskJoey to #PrayForOklahoma ;)
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Haha see, it's fun! spreed the word! @screendreams
Give me liberty or give me Lysander! He is my lover. Hermia is a bitch.
Stop staring at my boobs!
Chris, @BLUEMALiBUMAN is so smart When it comes to space
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The game is called: Use as many #Trends as you can. GO!
Ethics? NO give me 500 Billion dollars, I'll give 50,000 to a charity and make a million off of the publicity. BLING BLING CACHING
You've got some global warming in your basement. Ten feet of water, don't buy land on the coast
Coming! You buy us a round, old sport :) @N3W1E @LuisThirdWorld
Um, well you'd have to drink will us good sir or we can all go to Great Britain :) @N3W1E @LuisThirdWorld
Dude, we have to drink together sometime! @LuisThirdWorld
My British accent comes out a lot when I'm drinking @LuisThirdWorld
me too, but every so often I want a full on food baby breakfast/brunch LOL @ReneAlex_
I've dealt with bats, squirrels, mice, full on bee hives in the walls, and termites ... AND THAT'S JUST INSIDE! @mortonfox @vapor_puffer
Like England English cuisine ... looks like this :D! @LuisThirdWorld pic.twitter.com/Nm7MROAd26
You are never really alone... when your house is haunted.
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I want a big English breakfast in my belly at 8:30 am central time
I'm hungry for wienerschnitzel
I'm sure he knows that. It's a good goal. Equal marriage should have been established yrs ago @Sylviir @Dolceperrelie @cbk_chi
@BLUEMALiBUMAN @cbk_chi Lol! How bout becoming first gay President and sign papers to marry all 52 states... Just saying... Welcome....
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I'm hypothetically running for senate LOL AND THANKS! @Dolceperrelie @cbk_chi
@BLUEMALiBUMAN @cbk_chi VOTE for what.... Best sexy on Twitter bro... Where can I sign up?? Lol
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