Good night homeless people with smartphones and tablets
How dare you accuse me of such grand notions! *SMACK* You'll sleep on the couch in the foyer. I don't wish to speak to you!
Perpetually adrift between ₪LÖST & ₪FÖUND...
I'm thirsty for a smoothie
The Illusion of Time - youtu.be/yqzgYRBlslw
Radio waves travel at the same speed as light, so our "Human" transmissions only have a 50 light year radius. Our galaxy is ly100,000 across
I'm proving the earth exists by measuring its gravitational attraction to me, myself. Yeah, I'm awesome
The Great Gatsby was excellent
main motivation is to keep matters harmonious & gracious.
Don't you dare leave the room until you announce that you are sexy!
I see a world I wish I knew. I worry my vision is optimistic and unrealistic. I cannot trek this trail alone.
I have fries AND kisses for you good sir @Sylviir
YES! i know right? and me too! #MOVIES
Come to my window and kiss me. Would you like fries with that?
Who ever said that water from the sink is free should look at my water bill.
Okay Rachel McAdams, why are you in so many time travel related love dramas???
Picture of a mile wide tornado in Texas earlier today: pic.twitter.com/ViCabGzRe9
There is always the opposite. The opposite of terrible worrisome things are there on the other side. Just flip the tables on your mind.
We belong to a digital age, holograms on an electrical stage.
I do it all the time! @lewisleyden
Really don't understand how people can go to the cinema alone!
new video!!! @BLUEMALiBUMAN
is shirtless and talks plants!
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Best night ever! DJANGO, AN INCREDIBLILY GENIUS STORY AND CINEMA EXPERIENCE, piazza, beer, and ice cream. THANKS @Sylviir
Hello everybody! HAVE A SPENDID DAY!
I'm... Tired aand... there's a coke in the oven you kids get hungry.
DM* SPAM IS SO ANNOYING! It's like one real message to every one million spam messages, promotional links, and malicious website links.
Truly, Thank you For the Follow!!! Tweet at me whenever!
I LEFT IT ON FROM WHEN I YELLED, road trip! @Sylviir
chat messages me he sometimes types in all caps and I never know if he is yelling at me or forgot his capslock was on
hahaa right? I always thought taxi was Italian for pizza. They punk'd us
Deep within my mind, there is a faint whisper. It calls to me from dark desperate depths. Then suddenly it erupts into a roar. ROAD TRIP!
I thought the kidneys were in the front
I thought taxis delivered pizza
A muck among the mess, You try too hard to impress. Impressive lies, a dance you must pretend. Fate does fine, too pressed on time to mend.
You must be an alien, because your jokes are weird...
U've packed UR luggage on the back porch, no one to see. Throw the torch & run the streets. On the front porch just flowers & sweet tea.
Youth is wasted, silly child, being old, forgetting youth. Let's start a world again, anew. Silly child, let your eyes light up in truth
The internet is coming! The internet is coming!