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Mirūnä
comedy 14 followers
You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems.
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I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
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Baby did you forget to take your meds ?!
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
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it's getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone's homework is too much to handle
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sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
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I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
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I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.
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I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck
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isn’t it weird how with some ppl u never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like u always end up talking about the weather
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PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
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i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
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your reputation in high school doesn't matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you'll never see again
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Me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this
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i dont understand why parents say ‘im disappointed in u’ like idc im disappointed mcdonalds doesnt deliver but u dont hear me complaining
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The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
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Earphones in. Volume up. Ignore the damn world.
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