You think your life is hard?
Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems.
I'm not anti-social,
I'm selectively social.
There's a difference.
Baby did you forget to take your meds ?!
this is awesome
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
it's getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone's homework is too much to handle
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.
I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job.
What if I wanted to be a duck
isn’t it weird how with some ppl u never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like u always end up talking about the weather
PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
your reputation in high school doesn't matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you'll never see again
Me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this
i dont understand why parents say ‘im disappointed in u’ like idc im disappointed mcdonalds doesnt deliver but u dont hear me complaining
The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
Ignore the damn world.
Everyone: Are u okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are u mad at me
Me: ITS MY FACE
I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say
"I've been expecting you."
Christmas is less than a week away...
who else doesn't feel the excitement?✋
Me: why am I so fat?
Me: *eats a snack*
*eats everything in fridge*
*eats car* *eats family*
*eats the universe*
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
Three words on the tip of my tongue not to be told to anyone
Arent you completely bored by this life?!?!
Things I'm Glad I Said: 4. Things I Wish I Hadn't Said: 870,000,003
How come the boys i like never like me back-_-
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
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