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benjamin khadem
1 dream can ruin your morning...
Drama or No drama you're worth it
Still haven't slept yet
I would like to apologize for the argument located all over your twitter #MyApologies #Happens #ThxForUnderstanding
Taking such a dense shit that it looks likes a bunch of rocks have fallen into my toilet
18 degrees? Too good to be true. There's gonna be a snowstorm next week.
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aaaaand not even caught up with math homework assigned in march
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Do you ever have that awful moment where your ass is itchy but your can't scratch because you're taking a shit?
You apologize the moment you realize you're going to get a beating #WasteOfAir
or in 11 weeks and 3 days
Summer is in 80 days!!!!!
My left nut on a warm Sunday morning pic.twitter.com/si7sqeNW6C
Girlfriend comes over for the first time and she looks at a hookah on my table and asks me "Is that a bong??" XD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD XD
Ill be dating a 17 year old by tomorrow :D #FuckYes
Wish these were available in stores pic.twitter.com/KYa3BhBn8B
Taking a shit every morning does get annoying after a while
Feels like Sunday
I can never speak for myself
When you can't fix the problem just say fuck it! With a smile :)
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