Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The new update for twitter for iPhone is really annoying.
Second Defense Alliance offers new layer of protection for gun owners who shoot in self defense bit.ly/14pO9w6
Fuck excuses, learn to admit when you fuck up.
I pick and choose my battles. You win.
Kings are on a roll, defeating the Sharks, 2-0 in Game 1. LA has won 5 straight since trailing Blues 2-0 in Quarterfinal series.
That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you're actually dead serious.
I work smarter, not harder.
I have no self control whatsoever...
I will follow and give #shoutouts to anyone who likes the most picks to #1000plus #followers #followback #like
#chicago #blackhawks #snapback #centraldivisionchamps #myboys #stanleycup #nhl #playoffs @chicagoblackhawksnation
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
If Microsoft made actual windows, our homes would be full of thieves and prostitutes. #apple
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.
Immature = A word boring people use to describe fun people.
: Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest.” #sheldoncooper #8for26
bombs are fucking nasty.
@jojo_marie86 #nerd #nhl #dork #chicago #blackhawks #imstrange
Ugh, why do I become people's computer guyyyyyyyy
Sometimes you're not mad at what they did, you're mad because they didn't do what you expected
Since the #isles
lost to #PIT
then I hope they beat the #senators
All work and no play makes me a dull boy.
y'all, another week 4more #goals
in mind #xoxo
and lets keep going #1step
at the time @Articentro @bjames_21 @leonardorocco
Friend: where you going?!
Me: crazy, wanna come?!
I do not spin at a club, bar, private even if they say "no @edm
". I mean, how do you expect me to get the crowd pumped? Hip hop? No thanks.
My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay up.
“[Vokoun] is a veteran guy. He’s confident. We’re confident in him. We need to make sure we’re playing better in front of him”–Sidney Crosby
Brooks Orpik and Darius Kasparaitis have scored overtime playoff goals. Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby have not. Hockey...what a game.
Crosby now has 99 career playoffs points (in 73 games), one shy of tying Ron Francis for 4th on @penguins
all-time playoff scoring list.
Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful woman in the world. I love you #happymothersday @cindygarlinge
#twitter #instagram #iphone5 #ipad4gen #retinadisplay #apple #white #black #charging #dead #socialmedia #follow #reach1000followers
I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't handle it.
"I'm thinking a little foreplay"😏
Damn, I only have 2 controllers. Can you bring yours?
"Come over girl, and bring some protection" 😏
I already have pepper spray, don't know what else I would need?
: No one compares to you.”
Crossing the street - ifunny.mobi/i/36Jdtl811
Scramble in front of Vokoun. About every guy in blue got a piece of the puck at some point. Still 26 sec to go in the #Isles
On a scale of Emma Watson to Amanda Bynes... How ratchet are you getting tonight?
Nabby with a big save on #Pens
first shot in more than 9 min. #PITvsNYI
Man why do fat people walk slow...like really ...if you trip and fall it won't really hurt