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conner bender
Closed a $13 billion acquisition for my crypto-communication algorithms from Zuck over the phone last night. Then, I woke up from my dream.
"I can't tell you how many girlfriends I've had that said, 'me or the business?' And I said: 'what's your name?'" — Mark Cuban
I loathe the necessity of sleep.
Polyphasic sleep is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
If you thought the App Store approval process was horrific, try having a patent.
BREAKING: Facebook buying WhatsApp
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If you are cool, you’ll go to @StucoJenks’s Black Light Bash this Saturday from 8 to 11.
Promo codes for @RandomVerseApp coming up in a couple of minutes. First come, first serve! RT please
US speedskaters are abandoning the Under Armour suits blamed for poor performances vrge.co/1eBIUvR
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You haven’t played flappy bird until you’ve played it with 900 other people. flapmmo.com
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AP Economics = sleep time
“A lil’ bit frightening” #TrojanIdol
Since Newtown, there has been a school shooting, on average, once in every ten days.
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How an innocent guy lost the handle @N to a hacker and extortion. medium.com/p/24eb09e026dd
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Cherish everyone around you.
BREAKING: Oklahoma US Sen. Tom Coburn to retire after current session, giving up last 2 years in office.
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Big news! @google acquiring Nest to help fulfill our goal of reinventing unloved home products. Nest will stay Nest. bit.ly/1dqAPzr
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Excited to have announced our new app "Yahoo News Digest" on stage at CES. Evolution of work at Summly. Download: itunes.apple.com/us/app/yahoo-n…
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Lol kids at my school talk about these football games and I just laugh and laugh
Thanks to VIPER: "OK Glass, turn on my car."
How long does it take @ScottSmith95 to use a 3D printer?
Hackers leak 4.6M Snapchat usernames and phone numbers, see if you’ve been affected j.mp/19IquIW
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This is the Stack Overflow profile of a Victoria's Secret model: stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/… See ya later, stereotypes
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Initial thoughts: why did I buy this in the first place? pic.twitter.com/oLVo4W78Ho
PG's "13yo hackers" is a search for monomaniacal nerds with no life balance. They are the ones who'll work 100hr weeks so VC's can profit.
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I spend hours figuring out this ViewController error. Solution: the idiot (me) forgets to delete an old outlet.
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Our school is too GPA-driven.
Is it possible this whole NSA brouhaha was just an elaborate distraction manufactured by Target?
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Girl in front of me at the movies has snapchatted 27 times. She’s unaware that I have been posing for all of them.
Catching Fire was predictable, yet good.
Turntable.fm will shut down on December 2, plans to focus on Turntable Live tnw.to/g0jzi by @nattgarun
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I’m so messed up that I only do homework after school on Friday, but only after midnight on other weekdays
new baby cousin Ainsley Olivia 💕