IM READY TO FUCKING FIGHT EVERYONE DONT FUCK W ME RIGHT NOW
my eyes are the only positive attribute to my appearance hahahahah
I'm never taking the Starboy album off of repeat. I love it so much
My desk drawer is filled to it's absolute capacity with unopened Halloween candy
I need a new haircut and a new complexion and a new face and a new body and a new life
MY PHONE STILL HASNT SHIPPED IM SHOOK AF
When you find out he's been gleep glorping other bitches
1st of December😳 time flies when ur life is falling apart aye
Everyone on twitter is so beautiful and I'm so self conscious because that's all I see on here 😬 makes me wanna delete my account sometimes
Have to buy more joggers because mine ripped but I don't have any shmoney 😭
I'm gonna murder Carson by drawing on his car again. He will literally get so mad that he will kill himself 😈
I hate reaching out to people who don't appreciate my effort
I made alana a pillow with her name on it 😍@kanyewesticle
or you can just not floss and have the exact same look lol twitter.com/ghettosupastrr…
Perfect day to be a ruthless bitch.
SIX FEET UNDER SHE GONE GET THAT FUCKING PAPPPAAAAHHH YOU KNOW HOW SHE GET DOWN POPPIN FOR HER CHECK NOW
Having half your retweets be your own tweets? Can't relate
I hate driving in the rain
I made my entire chemistry class laugh today because I said I was gonna drink all the hydrochloric acid to kill myself bc school is hard
ok but did she piss herself twitter.com/TheyLovePotty_…
Me: I need a sugardaddy!
Old man: hey
Blue Christmas is my favorite Christmas song
My ass is literally flatter than the floor
Me: It's not that serious
Me to me: Have a breakdown.
WHY DO FARTS ALWAYS SMELL WORSE IN THE SHOWER
when life is finally going well but then a bunch of stressful shit happens
That's great Gail
rt if your the son in this
Don't ever disrespect Matilda like this again someone need to put your ass in the chokey twitter.com/weakroses/stat…
If you need help call 1-800-SHAY-DHO and I can catch any shay hoe for you.
My coworker has been stealing money all week and I caught that bitch last night. Because I'm an investigator.
If you need to catch a shady hoe, I am a private investigator and can help.
I slept in and now I'm a half hour late for work and I'm very mad about it 😡
Bought coffee for my friends yesterday. Glad I got to treat them for being so nice to me☺️@katscratchfeva @perry_annalee
Because I love laughing at how fat and gross I used to be #dubchallenge
I bought brown vinyl shades for my room I'm so excited to put them up ugh
me: i hate musically
cute guy: I love musically
don't be my friend unless you want shit written on your car
don't 🦃 say 🦃 you 🦃 love 🦃 thanksgiving 🦃 if 🦃 u 🦃 ain't 🦃 gonna 🦃 shove🦃 a 🦃 turkey 🦃 wing 🦃 up🦃 ya🦃 asshole🦃
I hate men and women
I'm gonna date a whole sheet cake instead
My ex was about 2 meters tall yet when we cuddled he liked being the "little spoon" and I basically always felt like a jetpack
Did all my online homework in two hours and had macaroni for breakfast. Today is a good day.