This deserves more attention
future me teaching my grandchildren about my generation
when you have a near death experience driving and everything starts to hit you at once
I feel like being so messy lmao
Just took a kinda (not really) sensual picture on snap. Does anyone wanna see it and give me opinions? Lol
I'm dying because she truly gave up on that note
Police got better coverage than Sprint. twitter.com/complex/status…
My 55-year-old mother just tried to get my 18 year old friends number (he was waiting on us and it was so awkward)
My mom literally is the most embarrassing person everrrrr
i cannot find my phone, my receipt to get security tags off of some clothes, or literally anything else lmao i wanna die
I would participate in leg day but I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants.. I don't wanna do that at the gym.
How do you clean white shoes?
I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash and my breath still smells like pizza
isn't it wild how vast life is like in 10 years u prolly gonna be with a whole new set of people & it could be bad but it could also b great
I don't watch Game Of Thrones
I wanna know the feeling if someone else actually loving me.
Y'all I'm about to really lose my shit WHERE THE HELL DID THAT STUPID ASS PIECE OF PAPER GO
I can't find my jury badge anywhere and im about to freak the fuck out 😭 I can't even American right
Omg I literally eat so much and y'all think im anorexic im just 6'5 and can consume a whole house
I just went on a random rant about weak ass bottom boys
I woke up to go eat a piece of cake and to go back to sleep
throw stones at us and tell us that Jesus hates us/we are going to hell twitter.com/kanyewesticle/…
Idk what I got myself into.. literally fucking wild lol why does all the crazy shit happen to me 😂😂😭
I'm so annoyed and I've been up for maybe 15 minutes
I just ate a breadstick from Fazoli's and it wasn't even good.
ok but I wanna be seduced with chicken tetrazzini
"Describe yourself in 4 words or phrases"
Had to sit down and talk with my son today
WILD WILD WILD THOTS
The hierarchy is this:
why is this so funny 😂�bN
People reacting to Kesha's high note
when u want to b friends w a mutual but you have too much anxiety to start a convo so just continue to like all their posts and stay silent
I've been sad so I've been listening to my heart will go on on repeat for probably 30 minutes and I'm no longer sad twitter.com/lebaenesepapi/…
I just bought clothes from Buckle. I'm an asshole now!
Scientists are blaming popstar LANA DEL REY for the sudden baldness of MILLIONS today
me listening to groupie love
Ok so I forgot about my jury duty and it starts on Monday and I'm p much fucked because I was supposed to work all week
"Stale" oreo's just turn soft. They still taste really good 😂
ok but I used to be a twig
Worst night in a while. Don't know what to do with myself 🤷🏼♂️
Nothing's going right for me right now but I'm gonna still be DAT BITCH fuck outta here
I need someone to turn me out look wise so I look hot