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tired of being the only one trying >:/
Just because you're wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd.
JUST IN: Police identity Bryan Silva as man in barricade situation; charged with abduction + possession of a firearm
geTTING TURNT ON CAFFEINE TOMORROW WITH @Gabernackle_12
Today someone tried to buy a fritter with a bag of crack. We called the cops and he fell in a snow bank down the road and laid there haha 😂
When I spray metal objects in the sink at work, it sounds like the AHS theme song.
Netflix and don't fucking touch me this is a good show.
the duck u lookin at BRO????
Starting 2016 pissed off lol
Well this tells you how much i Instagram. Lol it kind of makes my year look boring #2015
Don't tell me what I need and don't need. Hoe.
*kills self in donut grease* #MyJobDescriptionIn5Words
Everytime I stay the night anywhere, I wake up 2 hours before everyone else.
12 year old girls bio:
•can't stand me? Sit back down 😏
•12 years young 😍
•Directioner for life 😩✊🏻💦
•the baddest 7th grader at SMS 💅🏼💕👏🏻😎
That moment when Pumkin knew she fucked up
When New York had to humble Cherry
when u see something u didnt wanna see but its ur own fault cause u lurking
This made me so fucking uncomfortable
Rules to hanging out with a #Virgo
: Don't try to argue with them because they will always prove you wrong.
I ordered a pizza at 6:10 and it's still not here. It's probably because of the ice storm, but uuuuugh I just want some pizza n cheesebread
I made a graph detailing the excitement I feel word to word when someone asks me if I want chocolate covered raisins.
This girl ended up being at my families Christmas party and she dates my cousin 😂 fml8
Chemicals React by Aly and AJ was a suggested song on my Spotify so you know I AM LIT AF IN MY ROOM RN
how do you not know who Amy poehler is??!1?¡?
MY LAWYER CALLED OUT SICK N HER REPLACEMENT HAS A TAT' ON HER FACE LIKE GUCCI… IM GOIN TO JAIL. 😩0
I'm getting a vape because I'm a douchebag
2015 almost broke me
What make of car should I get? I low key want a Mazda but I think I will end up getting a Toyota or a Honda.
When they thought you tried everything but you have a couple tricks up your sleeve
lol you're still posting things
when someone says their phone is dying and they're going to bed but they are sharing pictures on facebook. FUCK YOU ROT IN HELL BITCH
This album is so good. 😍v
Merry Christmas to everyone 🎄 I hope that everyone had a great day with their families and had some bomb food. Think about the positives in your life, especially on a day like today 😊 #christmas #merrychristmas #thisisnotmytree #ohwell.
Ok I don't know what's happening?!?!?!?!?!?
Someone called me needy and I got offended until I really thought about it and was like uh TRUUUUE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH
Got in the shower and got around for this wonderful holiday season just to eat spaghetti 😂
Merry Easter y'all! 🎄🎄hqg
*STORYTIME VIDEO: I ALMOST DIED!!!11!!!1* (I ate too much cheesecake and I felt sick).
It's a holiday play with my pussy day
I met a mime at Disney World one time
why is my family so psycho
I probably just lost 20 pounds from just peeing. I feel like I can do anything!
But I'll just lay back in bed.
It could be worse. You could be Steve Harvey
God gave her a fat ass because he fucked up her face