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Bill Bailey
Lurking under H'smith bridge, it is I, the SUPtrøll -Thanks to Paul @active360 for a great evening paddle
Yes-Salmond turns into a Gryphon and becomes a danger to air traffic, Darling's eyebrows turn white. No-ditto
At the #NHSMarch at Trafalgar Square - wonderful to see so many here, rousing speeches and great spirit.
Thanks to all good people @lundcomedy and these audience members who went the extra mile
Delighted to be back in Lund for the @lundcomedy festival - just seen the act on before me
I am here Leeds. Watching Deaf Havana rock out.
to the lovely folk at the Reading Festival. gig. The sight of your swaying arms to reggae Downton will stay with me forever thanks
To whoeversofore this information pertains- I'm onstage at Reading Friday 17.15 GMT. There will be Horns.
'Send us the wretched refuse of your teeming shores...' #CBB
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Help these good folk bring hope back to the people of #Gaza @MedicalAidPal…
very sad news about Robin Williams - a brilliant comic & actor, a lightning quick improviser.. a unique talent.
Because nothing says 'A New Dark Ages' like a return to a 7th century Caliphate. Grateful for secularism - amen to that.
It seems that @PaulHamilton59 is not entirely satisfied with Kevin Eldon's excellent and often hilarious biography of him. Envy, Paul?
Found this round the Green Goblin's house
Half of Charing Cross Hospital will be sold and services moved out, report @GetWestLondon. Disgraceful.…
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You haven't lived til you've been licked by a lemur - me and Sid @zsllondonzoo
another wonderful photo by @andyholl taken at my recent Kew gig
My backstage rider- a small enamel bowl of falafel- Let's Rock!
Poised to Bring the Whimsy @kewthemusic - seems like there won't be a twister & lightning after all
can't wait to be performing later with the excellent @BBCSSO it's live on BBC1 tonight 8.30pm.No pressure.
Part of the line-up for tonight's BBC Live concert at Edinburgh Castle
Still buzzing after being the 'celebrity' on Blackmail @montypython Spectacular show, all the classics, we all laughed & sang along
And then perfect end to a flower show, a re-enactment of The Battle of Ypres
Krul! A world beyond imagining. Where love is the only weapon. And is also an inspired substitution.
a surreal and brilliant experience sharing the O2 stage with @montypython -having a paper bag on my head has never been so much fun
If you're lurking around London's west end and fancy some whimsy&music, I'm @lsqtheatre tonight at 7.30pm
inspired by Obama, I've written a book about England football, it's called 'The Futility of Hope'
Buy Omid Djalili #WorldCup charity single & help beat bowel cancer #weSTILLbelieve for #TheBobbyMooreFund
my view at Avebury for the solstice. I watched with druids, coppers, vicars, and face-painted freaks.
I like these World Cup player profiles where they fold their arms and look resigned and miserable
Spotted this fine specimen @WWTLondon - iPhone held up to a 'scope
very sad to hear about Sam Kelly. Brilliant comic actor, lovely bloke. He played my screen Dad in Black Books. Farewell sir.
I've turned off the commentary and put on a CD of Denholm Eliot reading Philip Larkin #EnglandvsItaly
With the charming & delightful Carrie Fisher, holding a Neolithic plectrum- does life get much better?
Very sad news about Rik Mayall. Some of my fondest memories of youth are when we gathered round the tv to watch the Young Ones.
Massive Radiation-Mutated Roach-like couple in touching reunion scene, like The English Patient done with Coleoptera Gojira!
Vigilante Mega-Lizard vomits lightning down a Giant Bat's throat! Gojira! This is entertainment!
The interrogation room in the KGB prison, Riga #touringviews