[creepy Arab men be like:]
-so i've been talking to this girl for 5 months
-really? how's it going?
-she hasn't replied yet..
back in ma hometown (@ Shay W 3assal in Tripoli, North Lebanon) swarmapp.com/c/5B9MLIGtbI0
Coworkers, another family that you don't get to choose but forced to… instagram.com/p/BKng3HCAodXh…
i don't correct my typos when i'm texting people so that they wouldn't know when i'm actually drunk texting them
Breaking: someone somewhere wasted a huge chunk of money twitter.com/CNN/status/778…
Turns out that my 40-something y.o boss is not married. WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO?
Even my boss is afraid that one day I will explode.
Customer: kam shakhes beyta3me el farrouj?
Me: shakhsen tlete.
Boss: *stares at me*
Me: ya dob yshabbe3 shakhes.
Boss: the business is going down
Boss: we might have to cut down your salaries
*takes a vacation to dubai*
Boss: the business is going down
When you have deep conversations with your boss
when you have work at 1 pm but your boss is an ass
sometimes i wonder if my boss knows any other words than "wen soret"
My boss made me take off my peace necklace because "mamnou3 el shi3arat"
My boss asked me if I have depression yesterday
and i see war on the screen,
it is cruel and unclean,
but i still worry more about you
i'm awake at 3:30AM blocking random people that i don't follow
X: you're so cute how come you're single??
The Breakfast Club
shrink: tell me about your sex life
+ although my boss and coworkers still don't quite understand my queers and differences but at least they've gotten used to them
although i can easily do that with a new boss but mej new social interactions and introductions
the #1 reason i haven't quit my job yet is that i've studied my boss for more than 3 years so i can easily manipulate him to get what i want
boss: you're an hour late
me: i was an hour and a half late yesterday so i'm actually improving
boss: hmm.. you're right. you're good to go
if you remember
but i have to say i'm proud of having this following/followers ratio without being a girl
Okht Fatima, I know you're vegan but you can't sacrifice a peach instead of a sheep on Adha..
"Zeinab, I understand you're a feminist but you can't end your dua with 'awomen' instead of 'amen'"
Twenty One Pilots // Car Radio
alt-j // breezeblocks
Update: I found this person and we are now friends. #XrayAndVav
update: I found this person. 💕�m2
update: I FOUND THIS PERSON!!!! twitter.com/t_randy_rand/s…
Time to update : I found that person 🙊
update: I found that person:-)
update I found that person 4 months ago and I couldn't be happier ❤️
Update: I found that person twitter.com/hannahhnicole0…
oh wow this was after my first day at work twitter.com/silentwanderer…
Participating in life requires a level of caring I can never reach.
At least my sad life inspire good tweets
Life is about killing time until time kills you.
life hack: don't get born
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Me: [thinks about all the times life had fucked me]
Me: It's complicated.
imagine a keaton henson concert, it would sound like a kindergarten from all the crying
did keaton henson make me sad or did i turn on keaton henson because i already am sad
istg insomnia is the source to all my problems
I don't follow her so ma ba3refa :/ twitter.com/kenyaplsnot/st…
i'm usually quiet and calm but when i'm having an argument i'm like a mother defending its babies
my boss thinks that i'm careless about work, little does he know that i'm careless about everything else as well
انا: *بضحك للدني*
الدني: انا مصاحبة.