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-leh 7abasouk wa2ta?
-darabtou 3a rasou bi 2anninet el almaza
The van driver and a passenger were wondering where they've seen each other before..
lek eh men 6 snin bi sejen trablos!
rain is nice and all until you actually have to go out and walk under it
i think it's proven by now that the #prayforX
hashtags don't actually help anyone and only boosts your own ego
me: so let me get this stra-
[gay friend staring]
me: so let me get this gay..
11:11 to stop losing track of time and space
I keep crawling back to you like a moth flying back to its flame.
Kel ma fakker zabbet hayete be7tar mn wen bde ballech.. Fa brouh bnem
Fucks, I dont give any.
(or get any)
"i'm sorry, please give me another shot"
-me to the bartender
i alienate myself from the people i love
me: self love is important so i love you
me: oh wow. let's just stay friends
I thought I knew how to swim until I looked in your eyes.
why are people talking to emojis?
my hobbies include taking a bus in beirut to a random place then walking back home
Forever sighing internally
Marché du Livre à Byblos
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Me: [thinks about all the times life had fucked me]
Me: It's complicated.
wlek i swear law re7et mashe 3a jbeil kent wsolet
I'M GETTING 1/1000 PARTS OF MY LIFE TOGETHER YASS
Le wild @silentwandererr
appears! Didn't know you played 👽a
someone come with me so i dont have to suffer alone
i'm forced to go with my friends to an ARABIC karaoke restaurant..
S.O.S pls help
LU fanar byejjo muhtarameen. LU hadath ensa il bansa tak il mfak 3al wate ya ta3ate
what's next @twitter
? you'll change the RT button to a share button?
*goes to GoDaddy.com
to buy a domain name*
*dad walks in*
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poor people die of hunger, middle class people die of mental illness
Stars signing about Dead Hearts youtu.be/OQT2HVfxJu4
i find this song adequate with our current situation
you don't "like" the tweet of someone who's subtweeting you, you fav it. it means i saw this bitch
AND IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A HEART
A FAV IS NOT A LIKE WTF TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING YOUR IDENTITY
bebke aw bebke?
my eyes have a better sex life than me
i want to go out but all my friends are busy
someone be my friend for a day
faving your pinned your tweet is like saying yeah i stalked you and i'm mot ashamed
Check for yourself
"doing X is haram, you'll go to hell"
let me worry about the hell inside my head first
at least take me out on a date first
how do people write on paper?
a thousand thought rush through my mind in the time it takes me to write down a sentence
- When I'm down I don't kill myself because then the sadness would be over, and the sadness is my old paint under the new."
"See, when I'm up, I don't kill myself because, holy shit, there's so much left
to do! -
i almost had a fight with an army patrol last night and they put me in a truck and dont ask but it got sloved shortly
let's take some time to appreciate this photo
life: *fucks me up*
me: what are we?