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from mar charbel to marlboro real quick
and now lebanon smells exactly like its situation
Coffee keeps me going until it's time for alcohol.
Some guy just told me that me being a lesbian turns him off pic.twitter.com/b5YHGJZamS
chill pill l yawmiye la elak 3abr hal tweet
To fit in
when you’re choking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention pic.twitter.com/Zo0CbInNVk
Za bro. This is why proper english is important people. pic.twitter.com/1LowQyTMq5
was that a Tom Waits tattoo on @glenn_hughes
how i spend my time in the shower:
40% setting water temperature
40% thinking about life
c o double m o n
silent knife, unholy knife
i've fallen for the black outside my window
سَيَّجنا لبنان وعلّينا سياجو، وهيك صار متل حديقة الحيوانات تمامًا
people who fast celebrate eid because they can eat again
people who don't fast celebrate eid because they can eat in public again
happy ma3moul day i mean eid
i'm about to say a very lame joke
Lebanon is perfect especially that we have:
No traffic law
if you can't beat them, run as fast as you can before they beat the crap out of you
i had a wet dream, i was drowning
who's going to jim beam tomorrow?
eid mubarak and a happy new year
when your mom is praying and she says "ALLAHU AKBAR" and you gotta know what she wants quick or you're dead
i'm a silent wanderer but silent wonderer also applies
جنسية should mean sexuality
do we even have a word or sexuality in arabic?
idek how they decided that "nationality" should be translated to جنسية
THEY GO ALONG TO TAKE YOUR HONEY
do you know, where the wild things go?
Please don't go I'll eat you whole
don't be fooled by these photos twitter.com/adventure_spot…
*says a funny joke right before i fart so that no one notices*
sticks and stones may break your bones,
but words could break your heart and soul
*ysharshe7 lama on twitter*
i killed myself but i'm still breathing
What's next? You're gonna marry your vibrator?
God said Adam and Eve, not Florence and The Machine!
ya ahbal.mnetla3 3a sate7 l bet l.mahjour mnehdaron
please no more good artists in lebanon this summer i ran out of money
carrot juice is second choice
and i got used to second choices
i got used to drinking carrot juice
not because i like carrot juice
because carrot juice is what's left after everyone drinks orange juice
I have inside jokes with myself
if only i got a date for every retweet on this, i would've been married by now..